Whats with the thimble of baked beans? Are they rationed in that place?
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I hear ya, but I'm too happy with my Isa style theorising at the minute
As if ANYONE could socially distance in that wee hobbit hole
No house visits to or from anyone, Meirdre, you absolute arsebiscuit! Not the first time heβs flouted the rules 
Yip was just gonna say that!As if ANYONE could socially distance in that wee hobbit hole
That t-shirt he's wearing under the grey zippie looks Asda green to me ma luvlies.
Homewares department??
If he's picking for the click n collect orders at Asda, does that make him a personal shopper?
Shopping all day long spending other people's money - sounds like Melvin's idea of perfect.
and if itβs the Asda closest to home then itβll be my local Asda . Iβm excited for us all, definitely wonβt be keeping in ma ain lane when I spot him .... video footage so on and so forth 
May I wholeheartedly encourage you to be in EVERY lane except your own when this happens! Footage, commentary, the lot and so forth, so aye
Maybe he is working for MI5? Undercover spy.
Wee baby ache,Before he posted the baby pic of Che (autocorrects to ache
Me too - I wouldn't let them near my baby if they worked in retail, far too risky just now!!Yip was just gonna say that!
I was so excited, I thought he maybe was being paid by Dereks sister to look after baby Che when she went to work. He did say he wanted children so this would be the next best thing, and it would tie in with him being offered a job by someone, BUT it seems instead he is merely breaking Covid rules and visiting another household, the little toad. I know his name and address, maybe I could report him 
I canβt think what else it would be - with that green.
I thought Asda was a polo shirt though.
is the fleece his own? That looks quite uniform like too
I thought Asda was a polo shirt though.
is the fleece his own? That looks quite uniform like too
Actually thinking about it, it is more likely that Derek is looking after the baby in their flat (I think that is allowed?) and Melv is off to work. I bet Derek has the day aff the day 
Itβs a special bespoke portion for Marion so nae debates
Well tomatoes certainly aren't!
The vinegar being acidic and depending what other abrasive chemicals he has used will have stripped the rhodium plating commonly found on white gold jewellery especially if already slightly damaged by the amount of chlorine, bleach and chemicals he wafts around and will get on his hands.He ruined the original one by soaking it with the same Stardrops white vinegar solution that Mrs Hinch uses to clean her washing machine. From memory, I think heβd read online that you can use it to clean white gold.
Which Iβm sure you can. But the wee fly in the ointment being that Melvinβs ring was less white gold and more white dog poo
Being tight he will have balked at the cost of getting the ring professionally cleaned and re-rhodiumed at local jewellers with workshop facilities.
Much cheaper for Derek to buy some bling at Β£9.99
Sorry, but I mean if going to spend the rest of my life with someone I don't want to be looking at no Β£16 cheap ass ring from Warren James. I'd rather we just use the money on a deposit or stuff we need we need and just save\purchase one at a later date(especially at the moment). I like cheap jewellery, don't get me wrong, but on the whole I prefer quality over quantity.
Yikes all those rustlers are turning him into sodium filled bloat bag
Yikes all those rustlers are turning him into sodium filled bloat bag
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Marjorie was purely stroking baby Che to show aff his cubic zirconia Β£16 ring ...so aye
I actually love that the ring wasn't dear. Maybe it's a tide me over as the last one was damaged, until they can afford a dearer one but it's not meant to be about the cost anyways. I thought he would have been demanding about which rings he would wear but seemingly not. When I got married I was skint as duck and mine wasn't dear and will never replace it even though I easily could.
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