Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

[BoujeeBabe]

If you scroll across highlights and click on ‘for the laughs’ click across his 17382838383 dots, u will find his story about the nikita dog!

Oh great, thank you, I'll do that later - a nice pre-bedtime treat for masellf, so aye and so forth!

Ooh so he's doing a wee shift today. So Monday was induction.

Sounds like it, but why doesn't he just say? Chump! He should be in a few days next week, if it's part time - if not, I'll message him asking what the hell is going on!

 

[twilightgarden]

All this talk about his warren James bespoke engagement ring, this pops up on my adverts

If he wanted, Mario could buy that boujie watch *clicks fingers* JUST LIKE THAT. He’s very comfortable financially and abzalootely fine ma lovelie.

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Exactly! Why get a new one when you already have one?!

He ruined the original one by soaking it with the same Stardrops white vinegar solution that Mrs Hinch uses to clean her washing machine. From memory, I think he’d read online that you can use it to clean white gold.

Which I’m sure you can. But the wee fly in the ointment being that Melvin’s ring was less white gold and more white dog poo

 

[Followthey]

I thought he had a wee shift the day?
now he’s wandering the beejou street aw’ Paisley getting his flu jab and off oot fir breakfast!

 

[Noseycow2020]

It really is the dream job, he’s never there.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I'm working in Paisley next week and I will not leave until i see the little fella being all beujeeeeue, nae debates or karma on my bum.

I bet he's a Covid Marshall for the cooncil in return for free haircuts and letterboxes. He could go round Paisley shouting 'Karma on your arse!' at anyone flouting government guidelines and so forth.

Best comment I've read on here omg finished ha ha ha ha

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Maybe he’s working from home or in his case from a flat

 

[Eat more cake]

Just the thought of his wee borrower legs running away from the blind dog and the car chasing him has bought tears to my eyes and melted my cold black heart.

 

[Nellyellie]

Just the thought of his wee borrower legs running away from the blind dog and the car chasing him has bought tears to my eyes and melted my cold black heart.

Ahhh the Nikita dog, one of my fave Melvonisms

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

That t-shirt he's wearing under the grey zippie looks Asda green to me ma luvlies.

Homewares department??

If he's picking for the click n collect orders at Asda, does that make him a personal shopper?

Shopping all day long spending other people's money - sounds like Melvin's idea of perfect.

 

[Cagayu]

That t-shirt he's wearing under the grey zippie looks Asda green to me ma luvlies.

Homewares department??

If he's picking for the click n collect orders at Asda, does that make him a personal shopper?

Shopping all day long spending other people's money - sounds like Melvin's idea of perfect.

I'm pretty sure I have seen him in that t shirt before. With a white fleece on

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

Is Mario smoking Dereks stash? A routine? He’s been in one day out of four so far!

But it’s not always the bad ma lovelies, a promise!

Have a lovely weekend mwah mwah mwah

Hmm if it was retail surely he’d be in all wknd?

 

[Eat more cake]

So I've just watched the 'For the laughs' highlight. After what seemed like an hour I finally got to the Nikita Style Dug story . Can't believe the man then offered to walk with him so he'd be alright and safe from Max the blind dog .
Also what the hell about the poor traumatised postman after Marion flashed him!!!!

 

[other things online]

So I've just watched the 'For the laughs' highlight. After what seemed like an hour I finally got to the Nikita Style Dug story . Can't believe the man then offered to walk with him so he'd be alright and safe from Max the blind dog .
Also what the hell about the poor traumatised postman after Marion flashed him!!!!

Hahahahaha haha... it more then likely didn’t happen.. I think I’ve watched the just for laughs highlights a few times

 

[Instainsta]

I still can’t get my head around why Derek puts up with him. He sounds lovely and gets him gifts all the time and what does Mario give back xx

 

[DilysMcGillis]

duck sake, Meirdre, get your bespoke strangler fingers aff that wean and, more importantly, get the duck out that house!

duck sake, Meirdre, get your bespoke strangler fingers aff that wean and, more importantly, get the duck out that house!

Also, can I say that ode to the Blind Nakita is the best thing I’ve read on Tattle. This thread is the pinnacle

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

Before he posted the baby pic of Che (autocorrects to ache ) I was thinking he might have a service user out for breast/brunch. As IMO he’d well be using their allowance £ up on places he’d want to go but now I duno wtf he’s up to

 

[Eat more cake]

duck sake, Meirdre, get your bespoke strangler fingers aff that wean and, more importantly, get the duck out that house!


Also, can I say that ode to the Blind Nakita is the best thing I’ve read on Tattle. This thread is the pinnacle

Looks like his salmon pink blanket so the poor baby is at McKnight Towers.

 

[DilysMcGillis]

duck sake, Meirdre, get your bespoke strangler fingers aff that wean and, more importantly, get the duck out that house!


Also, can I say that ode to the Blind Nakita is the best thing I’ve read on Tattle. This thread is the pinnacle

Also, who remembers just before lockdown when Meirdre did a piece to camera about how he considered “CaronaCarona” to be blown out of proportion, so he was just going to not take it seriously & carry on living his boujee, bespoke life. How did that work out for you, Melv?

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Haven’t had much time to catch up this week. But just a wee thought if he is doing care at home work he could be doing part time which could be something like 4-8pm - 4 on/4 off and still time to post stories between houses so choosing to say when he is at work.
He’s never gonna reveal when what he is doing when he’s seeing how keen us lot are for the goss.