The ring is a lovely gesture, it doesn't matter what you spend on a gift it's the thought that counts and if that's all they could afford in these times then I'm sure everyone would be happy for them. BUT if we went through 6 months of stories and added up everything that had been spent in that house they could have put a deposit down on the "dream home"never mind purchase a decent ring. My husband was furloughed for 6 weeks then back to work and I have worked all the way through, we both have decent fairly stable jobs and I am still scared to buy anything that isn't essential in case that changes and also because I know many people who are not in the same position and are really struggling just now. My husband would not have chosen to take 1p of furlough money as he has always worked for what he earned and was the first in his company back to work - I struggle to watch people on social media who are still furloughed splashing cash on unnecessary tat. Furlough has been a lifesaver for many including my family but people should be a bit more mindful that people are really struggling just now x
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Halllooo ma lovelielies on this beautiful bouiji pure stunning absaloot staple Friday. Ah wuz wandering if any eh yers could help me with finding the "sweating ma ass off in your pjs" potatoheart meme please and thank you. But mind and stay in yer ain lain or there will be kamara on your ass and you willnae be able to smell the absolut staple wealth.
A wee crappy ditty for those who don't know the fable of the blind nikita dug
Melvin had a little walk
Went looking for a rug
And as he got quite far from home
He saw a great big dug
It came towards him at great speed
And Melvin damn near lost his heid
He turned and ran like Forrest Gump
Burst through a fence to hide
The neighbours saw this stupid chump
And laughed from the inside
They asked Melvin- Ho, whit's up?
Then really didn't mind
They telt oor Melvin just calm doon
The bleeping dug is blind
Please now grip the bridge of your nose, clutch your hoosecoat and fake laugh your way into a fabulous Friday mwah mwah
Melvin had a little walk
Went looking for a rug
And as he got quite far from home
He saw a great big dug
It came towards him at great speed
And Melvin damn near lost his heid
He turned and ran like Forrest Gump
Burst through a fence to hide
The neighbours saw this stupid chump
And laughed from the inside
They asked Melvin- Ho, whit's up?
Then really didn't mind
They telt oor Melvin just calm doon
The bleeping dug is blind
Please now grip the bridge of your nose, clutch your hoosecoat and fake laugh your way into a fabulous Friday mwah mwah
My mum went out with him when she was a teenager! Just sayingDo you mean Peter Simon on Ideal World? If so, I think he's hilarious!
Omggggg!!
That's brilliant and answers my question perfectly about the blind Akita! Thank you ma lovelie..... mwah! 
Absolutely boujee and bespoke poem ma lovelie
Iβm βhowlinβ and clutching my beak, tears all over my face
Jesus, I'm howling. This thread is so funny I love it.
Wait.... WUT?My mum went out with him when she was a teenager! Just saying
Omg, I love it!! 
This is exactly what I think. I am in a really secure and stable job, but I am the same with money. I am not splashing on anything that isnβt essential at the moment because I am definitely playing it safe with money.
I also think advertising all your purchases at the moment is in horrendously bad taste.
Finally I have a couple of silver rings that i have worn daily for 20 years, they are cleaned occasionally they are still perfect. They werenβt particularly expensive, how crap was his other engagement ring if it is ruined after a couple of years.
His strangler finger looks like itβs being squeezed in that ring, does it fit properly?!
Heβs off for a βwee shiftβ at work today
My money is still on a retail job.
Heβs off for a βwee shiftβ at work today
My money is still on a retail job.All this talk about his warren James bespoke engagement ring, this pops up on my adverts 
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Is Mario smoking Dereks stash? A routine? Heβs been in one day out of four so far!
But itβs not always the bad ma lovelies, a promise!
Have a lovely weekend mwah mwah mwah
But itβs not always the bad ma lovelies, a promise!
Have a lovely weekend mwah mwah mwah
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If you scroll across highlights and click on βfor the laughsβ click across his 17382838383 dots, u will find his story about the nikita dog!Omggggg!!
Infact, watch the whole highlights of βfor the laughsβ they are quite funny to laugh at
Here you go ma lovelie
I'm trying to remember what the bullshit story was around the being scared to cross the road thing. Didn't he have a near death experience when he claimed a car mounted the pavement and came right at him and that's when he said he has to get Dezza to collect him from the station. I might have to research this and find out
That's a cracking spot. You are duly awarded today's "Isa" medal, for services to giving the Melv a right guid showing up.
No way would he have posted that had he known the tattle detectives had been given such a lead.
One cheap ring to rule them all - so befitting for this wee hobbit
Ok after some research I have found the scared of crossing the road story again. It's in thread 3. I highly recommend a read of that thread again because it has some bleeping cracking memories of last Nov/Dec
Cleaning With Mario #3
"Sorry for anyone that thought I was gonnae day a live" "I shouldnae even a said that" Does he think hoards of people are sitting anxiously awaiting his live present wrapping π Hes got the cold ffs, no at deaths door. Hes strangely addictive to watch tho... A total nutjob but yet, here I am...
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I'm going to make some breakfast and enjoy
Ooh so he's doing a wee shift today. So Monday was induction.
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