I’ve had better rings out of a Xmas cracker
[/QUOTEhe deserves feck all gifts. Not even a Christmas cracker
maw ma luvlie it was just another made up story about one of his near death experiences. Happens maybe every 4-6 weeks. Can’t remember the exact ins and outs but we all knew it was a crock of shite as usualWhat’s the story with him not being able to cross the road? It keeps coming up but I must have missed the original xx
Now he's got two cheap rings.
Hang on though, is this the start of a jewellery jurneh. He'll be working with those chanel fakers, wrapping tin foil around plastic kids rings.Now he's got two cheap rings.
Yes but he is crossing the road in a bespoke wayUntrue.... this elf is crossing a road and any true lovelie would know our boujee Marion cannot, and will not, cross a god damn road!
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He’s pinky’s moved as far away as it can from that piece of tit ladies ring!!!That looks like a boujee Warren James gift bag. Quick look and I think it’s this bespoke ring here. It’s actually not unlike The style of my wedding ring View attachment 253989View attachment 253990
Also, how wonky is his pinky finger
Yeh, I missed that, too, as I think it was before my time - and the story aboot the blind Akira dug...What’s the story with him not being able to cross the road? It keeps coming up but I must have missed the original xx
All I have to do is think about him and the blind dog and it cracks me upYeh, I missed that, too, as I think it was before my time - and the story aboot the blind Akira dug...
I think I vaguely remember him laughing his heed aff aboot something in his stories, but I switched awf, he was getting on my nerves! So, what's the story?All I have to do is think about him and the blind dog and it cracks me up
She’s buzzed out her brains on fabulosa fumes!THE CLUTTER in his latest story!!! What’s Rayne playing at? She needs cat lessons in how to knock everything off the shelves/windowsills/tapas table ETC and maybe he would stop putting so much shite out on display
Like you I wasn't around for it but it was when it came up on here about a week ago, in the list of things that dangerously affect his health I think.I think I vaguely remember him laughing his heed aff aboot something in his stories, but I switched awf, he was getting on my nerves! So, what's the story? 🦺
Ahhh, I remember that list, so aye and so forth....Like you I wasn't around for it but it was when it came up on here about a week ago, in the list of things that dangerously affect his health I think.
bleeping roaring at thisI bet every time marlon buys something or has a parcel delivered we’d deek just rolls his eyes and mouths under his breath “here he bleeping goes again, more shite to navigate at 2am when am up for a pish”. #free Derek before we see him on. An episode of hourders
But he's not gonna be asleep, he's got bespoke rare insomnia for which he's tried EVERYTHING and NOTHING HELPS remember. Nae debatesI just could not sleep with a naked flame and a cat in the same room That flat is an accident waiting to happen.
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I have 3 QVC Diamonique rings and I honestly can't fault them - mine look lovely and very real , but that looks cheap and nasty, and far too girly.
He stupidly cleaned it with something, probably Fabulosa or that Tesco bathroom spray, and it faded and/or turned a funny colour, so he should have bought a new one for not using his heed and failing to take it to a jewellers
I bloody love the shopping channels! usually after a few vinos...have you seen the guy who is like David Brent from the Office....its like watching a spoof of a shopping channel but its actually not
I used to have a bit of a thing for that create and craft tv channel.
That diamond filter... I’d be more impressed by the sparkles if he hadn’t made his Chinese takeaway sparkle with that crappy filter.
I love my Diamonique and have quite a few pieces. Some could pass for real while others are definitely bling-bling! Marion’s is too effeminate and Derek needs his head examined. Those two spaff money like a couple of idiots.