Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

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I bet every time marlon buys something or has a parcel delivered we’d deek just rolls his eyes and mouths under his breath “here he bleeping goes again, more shite to navigate at 2am when am up for a pish”. #free Derek before we see him on. An episode of hourders
 
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What’s the story with him not being able to cross the road? It keeps coming up but I must have missed the original xx
 
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I’ve had better rings out of a Xmas cracker 🤣🤣
[/QUOTEhe deserves feck all gifts. Not even a Christmas cracker 😂
What’s the story with him not being able to cross the road? It keeps coming up but I must have missed the original xx
maw ma luvlie it was just another made up story about one of his near death experiences. Happens maybe every 4-6 weeks. Can’t remember the exact ins and outs but we all knew it was a crock of shite as usual 💎
 
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But don't forget they are fine financially. Completely fine. So he probably just popped the wee bag there so it would look more modestly priced 😄🤥🧐
 
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THE CLUTTER in his latest story!!! What’s Rayne playing at? She needs cat lessons in how to knock everything off the shelves/windowsills/tapas table ETC and maybe he would stop putting so much shite out on display
 
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What’s the story with him not being able to cross the road? It keeps coming up but I must have missed the original xx
Yeh, I missed that, too, as I think it was before my time - and the story aboot the blind Akira dug... 🤔😂
 
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THE CLUTTER in his latest story!!! What’s Rayne playing at? She needs cat lessons in how to knock everything off the shelves/windowsills/tapas table ETC and maybe he would stop putting so much shite out on display
She’s buzzed out her brains on fabulosa fumes!
 
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I think I vaguely remember him laughing his heed aff aboot something in his stories, but I switched awf, he was getting on my nerves! So, what's the story? 🐕‍🦺
Like you I wasn't around for it but it was when it came up on here about a week ago, in the list of things that dangerously affect his health I think.
 
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I bet every time marlon buys something or has a parcel delivered we’d deek just rolls his eyes and mouths under his breath “here he bleeping goes again, more shite to navigate at 2am when am up for a pish”. #free Derek before we see him on. An episode of hourders
bleeping roaring at this 🤣🤣🤣
Sweet Jesus 🙈
Imagine Dezza came off the weed & Suddenly realised holy duck I’m not surely living with that thing, what the duck, reality hits & he’s out the windy with baby girl Rayn 😂
There would be a real IBS & skin flare up 😛😛
 
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I just could not sleep with a naked flame and a cat in the same room 😱 That flat is an accident waiting to happen.
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I have 3 QVC Diamonique rings and I honestly can't fault them - mine look lovely and very real 😊, but that looks cheap and nasty, and far too girly. 🤢


He stupidly cleaned it with something, probably Fabulosa or that Tesco bathroom spray, and it faded and/or turned a funny colour, so he should have bought a new one for not using his heed and failing to take it to a jewellers 🥴
I bloody love the shopping channels! usually after a few vinos...have you seen the guy who is like David Brent from the Office....its like watching a spoof of a shopping channel but its actually not 😂
I used to have a bit of a thing for that create and craft tv channel. 🤣

That diamond filter... I’d be more impressed by the sparkles if he hadn’t made his Chinese takeaway sparkle with that crappy filter.
I love my Diamonique and have quite a few pieces. Some could pass for real while others are definitely bling-bling! Marion’s is too effeminate and Derek needs his head examined. Those two spaff money like a couple of idiots.

Hey my fellow shopping channel diamonique lovelies Maybe we can all get together with Mario and compare our diamonique sizes
 
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What the duck is “chanting you on from the rooftops”?

He is so illiterate it actually hurts my brain.
 
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