I hope you are all well. 
He probably did so well yesterday that they gave him the day off today. He's been Tae the top ma lovelie he knows what to dae and there will be nae debates aboot it.Afternoon ma lovelies!
Why isn't Marion working today? Funny old job that the day after he's started, he's not needed in!
Yeh, there's probably true, ma lovelie. I mean, he made his mark there, so can sit his boujee ass doon and just wait for them to contact him, so aye!
What?? When?? Why didn't I see this? Is this in relation to the DR article coz I can't see a comments section. His spelling rips ma knittin.
Heβs obviously got a job with beggy Becky. Sheβs never there either!!
The comments are on the DR facebook page but I donβt know how to find the article without scrolling back for years.
Thank you for trying
Iβm never concerned with when he does them but Iβm always eager to see what he uses to do them! Will it be the rarely used steam mop? The classic mop and bucket with fancy (smell the wealth) peddle spinning thing? Or maybe the flash mop!? So many choices for a piece of Lino that measures about the same size as a postage stamp.
Didnβt workThank you for trying
That only links to the DR web page that doesnβt have comments, not their fab page
Hawd the bus, I got it to work now
Run away, run awayHe probably thinks affront is when someone will meet him outside the front of a buildingFYI Melvin, if you were ever planning to use the word βaffrontedβ in the correct context, this would have been the time hen
If you click on the facebook logo, top right, it takes you to the facebook post with comments, if you click on the photo it takes you to the webpage without comments, at least I think that what it is doing, in case that helps anyone.
people thinking it is badly written when it is just badly spoken by oor Melv 
