Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

[Eat more cake]

And that reminds me... where has luxefloorscents fucked off to?


Yes he has. It was him saying about the newspapers just printing tit without his consent and he mentioned the homophobic comments on the article too.

Who does he think he is Meghan Markle?!

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Ooh so did they write artificials or an artical?

 

[lauramars]

Has he claimed his Mario's mafia discount?

Haha it does show he’s used a discount

 

[Poptart]

I'm not really sure what he gains by being a brand rep. He must spend more money than he earns on Ava may products, he seems to place an order every week. I'd have thought freebies would be a perk!

 

[Eat more cake]

Such a melt. The gift that keeps giving.

 

[lauramars]

I'm not really sure what he gains by being a brand rep. He must spend more money than he earns on Ava may products, he seems to place an order every week. I'd have thought freebies would be a perk!

He used to get rep boxes but you never really see him or Mother Rendall showing them anymore

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The 'artificial' is brilliant.

Getting 'red' of smells, lots of '' and the glorious 'staple'

It's so badly written it almost puts his tantrum in the shade. Glad he could go and buy some more wax melts to cheer himself up though, Christ knows he needs them.

 

[SleepyCatLady]

He’s got a bloody cheek to be moaning about comments (although homophobia is completely unacceptable so I’ll give him that) when he’s calling people scrubbers and delighting in offending folk and placing karmer upon their arses.

 

[Soyeahermyeah]

soz if I missed it

So what's this dream job? And it must be a dream if he's got the day off already after one day

Nae debates

 

[Anti-influencer]

He will keep the job a secret I think...at least until he forgets and wears his uniform on camera again giving it away

 

[Nellyellie]

Some one must know the little dweeb in real life?!

 

[lauramars]

He will keep the job a secret I think...at least until he forgets and wears his uniform on camera again giving it away

He’s maybe been warned not to flash it about because of his page

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Bet that card was from when he started at Debenhams.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Dream job? bleeping hell, he doesn’t aim high, does he?

And Marion, it was an online article, you are not front page news, for a start that nose would need a two page spread!

 

[Jerry Garcia]

I wonder if he went to one of these mass interviews where a clatter of candidates are interviewed all at once? These things are very interactive and I can imagine them all laughing for the wrong reason. Then the cold light of day, (or even the day of dawn) sets in and he may no longer be feeling so confident...

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Does anyone else think it’s bizarre he started his new job yesterday and is off today....most places you are training for the first week or two?!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Anyone else howling at the song choice for the bedroom cleaning? "I've got a little something for ya"

"Sausage surprise"

 

[OhhBacon]

Does anyone else think it’s bizarre he started his new job yesterday and is off today....most places you are training for the first week or two?!

Almost like it's not a 'regular' job but working for a wax melt company in 'promotions' or something equally as unstable and unreliable in the salary department!

 

[Jerry Garcia]

I could have sworn this was Melvin doing his bins

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’ve just gone through my watched threads to delete any that have locked now and I must say the Mario thread titles are always the absolute best a few that just tickled me just now were:

Baldilocks & the Three Hairs
Cleaning with Maris Piper
Melvin Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

Fantastic!

 

[allforthegram]

Oh Marion did you really just spray fabulousa over yours and poor Deeks toothbrushes....
Only A modest 5 cleaning products in that wee bathroom today? Nae debates.