Don't think we'd notice a difference would we?
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Haha!!Don't think we'd notice a difference would we?
Get it done ma lovelie and there's a bottle of boujee Bezique with your name on it (after I blow 30 years of stoor aff it).
So Deek works for M&S but bought from Tesco....very interestingOi oi ladssss.... we have news..... BUT NO REVEAL!
Ma
#everylittlehelps
You are a DIAMOND! 
Maybe Derek met him after his shift....So Deek works for M&S but bought from Tesco....very interesting
#everylittlehelps
Omg!!
You are a DIAMOND! 
Nah it's only Mario,our boy deeks knows what's up. Why buy expensive flowers with the amount of chemicals Meirdre sprays. Would just be a waste money as you cannae smell the wealth.So Deek works for M&S but bought from Tesco....very interesting
one of his new work colleague s must be fed up with him already, come on and spill the beans. Your Tattlers need you
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Omggggg!!View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
Thank you, ma lovelie
Yeah well Im sure I touched the pubes when I scrolled and now i feel like a dorty midden!!!View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
HowlingI was thinking maybe lollypop man - then I realised he can't cross the road so I'll scrub that off the list
Go soak your hands in a bowl of undiluted zoflora, then spray Flash, I mean Tesco bathroom spray and leave for 12 hours to disinfect....
Have you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
You'd end up on a register somewhere Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
*Tickle tickle, ma lovelie.... *Have you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
Iโve done it to myself. Admiring pictures Iโve taken of nature, the odd meme and then marioโs ugly mug staring back at meHave you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
thank the lord for the delete optionGame over. Sleep's overrated anyway.Have you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
Lads a mean lovelies am thinking that Marionโs new job is a dinner lady up at the local school, can totally see him swanning around with his apron on serving aw the weans rustler burger after rustler burger and own Fridays he makes his boujee speciality salt n pepper chips so aye..
Iโll need to get to Aldi in the mornin for tapass and joosss for watching oor new FM making a statement about lockdown 2.0 to Parliament tomorrow.View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
โHello ma luvlies and ma lord, ahm dead excited about takin youse aw oan ma lockdoon jurnehh.โ
I'm still going for Elf on the Shelf. Today was his fitting for his uniform. That's why he had to get all his Christmas stuff done as he won't have time now.
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