Oor wee Thor Johnstone McKnight, sponsored by Pampers #adβOur ThorβHe defo would call it that, or Troy
. That has killed me
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Maris Piper McKnight 
Can you imagine him with a kid
Poor bairn would be choked from all the fumes in that flat! I hope his lack of job hunting isnβt because he wants to become a stay at home dad
Can you imagine him with a kid
Poor bairn would be choked from all the fumes in that flat! I hope his lack of job hunting isnβt because he wants to become a stay at home dadPoor snob with no job hasnβt been to sleep so heβs going to catch some 
now meanwhile whilst some of us are up n at it .. Iβm only jealous 
now meanwhile whilst some of us are up n at it .. Iβm only jealous 
And the cooncil would have to re-house the happy family so there would be another excuse to build βfrom the groon upβ. So, aye.
They could have another baby gurul, with Mario's nose. 
A fookin baby? He does realise you don't get gifted one right? It doesn't turn up in a box Melv so you can do a zoom out reveal of it along with a story about how you're collaborating with Renfrewshire Cooncil #ad #gifted etc?
I wonder if one of his crazed mafia will offer to be a surrogate?
Naw they wonβt be boujee or bespoke enough.....nae debates!!!!
The avamay bird will have to donate an egg.
It'd be great though, shrieking stories *that wee witch has just shat her nappy, haven't you Phart*
Potato heart = Phart
It'd be great though, shrieking stories *that wee witch has just shat her nappy, haven't you Phart*
Potato heart = Phart
Ha I said similar last time his hormones were (pretending to be) on the go. Think you have been slightly more polite about it though
The last thing that wee fanny needs is a baby! What happened to the new cat he wanted?
Will the egg have Marios signature which he wrote and a heartdiamond charm on it?The avamay bird will have to donate an egg.
It'd be great though, shrieking stories *that wee witch has just shat her nappy, haven't you Phart*
Potato heart = Phart
Youse just know it'll be baby's first tattoo, Mario across its forehead. Which will distract from the nose.
There's no way they'd qualify to adopt surely?
He'll sign the egg and Ava May Aromas will take it to higher levels so aye.
Exclusive reveal of baby Dymond Dereketta Johnstone-McKnight
Given that the two of them combined have an IQ of 0 I highly doubt it. That being said they are financially stable and Mario is absolutely FINE there could be a chance.
How disturbing
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