Cooking with Mario. 
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
3 tablespoons of that salt mix! 
After all that salt on his dinner last night as well, he’s a bloody addict!
After all that salt on his dinner last night as well, he’s a bloody addict!
thank duck he said spoons after table and a half for the seasoning. I was about to cut up my coffee table and whack it in the wok with my bedside cabinetCooking with Mario.
What the actual hell?! Is this a real dish?
Attachments
It’s boujee and bespoke, two things you wouldn’t know anything about.What the actual hell?! Is this a real dish?
Karmer for you too.
Is it a Chinese staple? And so forth.
“Karma for you also!” is still cracking me up all these many many many days later
Ah‘ve just hud tae drink ah pint o water after watching that fur fear o mah BP un kidneys.
FFS Marion!! How much salt and soya sauce!!
FFS Marion!! How much salt and soya sauce!!
Laid in his chariot all day then made a bespoke dinner by sprinkling that minging salt shite over chips. Gordon Ramsay must be shitting his pants... The life of Mario.... So Aye
Do you think he meant teaspoons? 3 and a half table spoons of salt and soya sauce in one dish for two people!!!!
Me too it’s all I can think about think I’m gonna start saying it to the kids lol
The salt shaker at the side there is cracking me upWhat the actual hell?! Is this a real dish?
as if they actually need any more
Three tablespoons of that salt?!! In that small amount of stir fry????? AND soy sauce??!! Christ my internal organs are shrivelling at the thought 
Me too! Love the Mario threads, always cheer me up
It’s iconic! It’s right up there with “take a seat & get some class”Me too! Love the Mario threads, always cheer me up
I have to admit I never even looked at his stories today until half 6 when I posted that earlier screenshot. But I always feel as if I have done thanks to you lot 
Is he inviting us to finish that sentence? 
I don't understand why you would crisp chips in a air fryer and then soggy them up in a wok with soggy veg stuff 
. I'm thinking about this too much arent I?
. I'm thinking about this too much arent I?- Status