Now for the important questions: what was his hair like in school? Was it the bespoke council hack job he sports today?
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Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
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Oh Marion. Looks like mama Mia got out the bowlBack in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
Okay, I know I am essentially laughing at a wee boy, but was the cooncil cutting his fringe back then?Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
Wee Mario will be fummin! Spy rant incoming...Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
Also, gorgeous inside oot? Inside.....OUT? That must be a bit messy, no?
Oh bleeping hell. You produced the goods.Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
Omg.... wee Marionnnnnn!!Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
He wisnae boujee nor bespoke back in the day, so aye!
Oooooot!!
I love it! Maybe he watched the Nilsen documentary and got his words mixed up
Ok, so I really wasnβt going to say this, and I have held it in for hours but I canβt hold it in anymore......
PAINT THE WALL, YOU SCRUFF!
Iβve missed a fair bit, but please can we not support the idea of him on tv. He is vile.
@Miss_Becs hope youβre doing ok? Spine bright and drive to the limits
@Miss_Becs hope youβre doing ok? Spine bright and drive to the limits
Come in, sit down at the tapass table and enjoy an assortment of refreshments lovelies - Hors-d'oeuvre of rustlers burgers, dairylee spread, pate for the cat (pΓ’tΓ© if youse not Moanio) Ritz crackers and grapes and enjoy a tipple (or a dozen to deal with him)Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
Need to know please, have his teeth always resembled that of a rollercoaster?
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Whole day in theatre today delivering breech babies and a set of twins, came home had a glass of wine and this is definitely my place to unwind. Off to watch these stories, I come here before I watch them 
I've been busy all yesterday so I've got to catchup. I've just seen his stories, and what the feck is going on with that orange face?!
Did anyone see the film Roxanne With Steve Martin who's nose was massive, and they said 'whatever you do, dont mention the size of his nose'.....It's him!
Bloody hell. I always automatically zoom in on that nose of his.
Did anyone see the film Roxanne With Steve Martin who's nose was massive, and they said 'whatever you do, dont mention the size of his nose'.....It's him!
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Aww hello!Iβve missed a fair bit, but please can we not support the idea of him on tv. He is vile.
@Miss_Becs hope youβre doing ok? Spine bright and drive to the limits
I'm not too bad thank you, home with my parents for a few days as I have a hospital appt this morning and a GP one on Monday, and it was too far to travel from my bf's for the time if the appts., so it's nice to be back. Can hopefully get to the bottom of why I'm feeling like shite, but I'm still shinning bright 
and nobody will put karmar on my ass, so aye! 
Hope you are well.
I was telling a friend at work last night about a random act of kindness Iβd carried out then I said GOOD KARMA ON MY ARSE! 
Think a Marioism counteracts my good karma
Think a Marioism counteracts my good karma
Is he planning on getting a job ? He does seem to shop a lot for someone who was made redundant? Is it dirt cheap to rent a council flat in Scotland? Is he planning to sit in a dressing gown all day getting off his tits on fumes ? Sorry for all the questions !
And whatβs with the peach
cushions on the dark grey cheapo sofa ?
And whatβs with the peach
cushions on the dark grey cheapo sofa ?
AmazingWhole day in theatre today delivering breech babies and a set of twins, came home had a glass of wine and this is definitely my place to unwind. Off to watch these stories, I come here before I watch them
.Just be careful you donβt start with the marioisms in said theatre. Especially βclean the flairsβ. I for one have made a hell of a mess during childbirth on said βflairsβ.
Eh whit. Sorry. Peach. Iβm affrunted, Affrunted. How dare you. Youβve just triggered ma bespoke IBS and my screams have upset the marauding rats in the loft.Is he planning on getting a job ? He does seem to shop a lot for someone who was made redundant? Is it dirt cheap to rent a council flat in Scotland? Is he planning to sit in a dressing gown all day getting off his tits on fumes ? Sorry for all the questions !
And whatβs with the peach
They are salmon pink I tell ye. SALMON.
yous will no hear fae me the day. Iβm taking to my bed efter that comment. Peach
. Karmar on you.His lovelies send them to him apparently. He doesnβt go on hereObviously he doesn't come on here so he will be unaware of this.....aye right
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