Someone PLEASE ask him where he got his Chanel burner from
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Right im new to this thread please someone tell me what I’m missing he seems lovely? Only came across him last week!
Courtesy of @NKS33 this will give you a bit of an idea. This is only around 10% of why we love Mario
Add coffee to the list of things that make Marion very VERY HIGHLY unwell along with:
• Every brand of Fabric softener known to man
• Crossing the road
• Job hunting
• Nikita dugs
• The Sky man
• The postman
• A spare millimetre of flair space
• Leaving the greater Paisley postcode
• Being approached by fans
• Christmas shopping in December
I miss this bit but why doesn’t he like Nikita dogs?Courtesy of @NKS33 this will give you a bit of an idea. This is only around 10% of why we love Mario
Add coffee to the list of things that make Marion very VERY HIGHLY unwell along with:
• Every brand of Fabric softener known to man
• Crossing the road
• Job hunting
• Nikita dugs
• The Sky man
• The postman
• A spare millimetre of flair space
• Leaving the greater Paisley postcode
• Being approached by fans
• Christmas shopping in December
He apparently was chased by one down the street and had to go through a fence to escape it. Howling he was. So aye.I miss this bit but why doesn’t he like Nikita dogs?
Add to that :-Courtesy of @NKS33 this will give you a bit of an idea. This is only around 10% of why we love Mario
Add coffee to the list of things that make Marion very VERY HIGHLY unwell along with:
• Every brand of Fabric softener known to man
• Crossing the road
• Job hunting
• Nikita dugs
• The Sky man
• The postman
• A spare millimetre of flair space
• Leaving the greater Paisley postcode
• Being approached by fans
• Christmas shopping in December
Rats in the loft
Smashed in letterboxes
No, no, ma lovelie, you’re wrong - Meirdre is *so* careful wi’ money, always has bin, very, very careful, ye see, that’s how he’s so financially stable & fine, fine, abzalootly fine, fiiiiiiiiiiiine
They’re bespoke
As I am blocked by Mazda in every way possible, please could someone share a pic of his new bougie disco balls, my lovelies..... 
Don’t forget! Not only was it a “Nikita” dog. It was also a BLIND Nikita dog
Shut upDon’t forget! Not only was it a “Nikita” dog. It was also a BLIND Nikita dog
poor wee soulDon’t forget! Not only was it a “Nikita” dog. It was also a BLIND Nikita dog
Hello ma lovelies ahm fine, ahm fine. Jus a pur bespoke stunnin moment with me your local boujee classy ratchet Mario*hic hic* oan yourself pacifically a moment 4 lyfeAs I am blocked by Mazda in every way possible, please could someone share a pic of his new bougie disco balls, my lovelies.....
Am I the only one imagining him in his red tights, all done up to the hilts smelling like a floozies handbag pushing his trolley? All the while his guests look on all smiley, but inside they're trying to contain their laughter
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Oh ffs, ending his story with"I hope that helps". Just like that moron hinch. No, it doesn't. Hope he trips over the trolley and the disco balls poke his eyes out.
Youse need to work with the app Gramster, or story stalker ma lovelie.As I am blocked by Mazda in every way possible, please could someone share a pic of his new bougie disco balls, my lovelies.....
If you stick around long enough you may begin to understand! He’s endless entertainment to be honest with all his Mario ways. Sometimes he’s just completely thoughtless and so he comes across badly, a few people have had some not so great exchanges with him but overall we all enjoy him secretly I think
Endless entertainment. Imagine him and dezza on goggleboxIf you stick around long enough you may begin to understand! He’s endless entertainment to be honest with all his Mario ways. Sometimes he’s just completely thoughtless and so he comes across badly, a few people have had some not so great exchanges with him but overall we all enjoy him secretly I think
You just can’t hate him He’s a never ending boujee bespoke completey mesmerising character
He’s a never ending boujee bespoke completey mesmerising character - Status