Eh excuse me ma lovelie, Iāll have you know that is gourmet cooking in his hooseI don't understand why you would crisp chips in a air fryer and then soggy them up in a wok with soggy veg stuff. I'm thinking about this too much arent I?
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From the daily mirror, isn't this where Mario is from? I bet Mario knows this depraved caveman.
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We can only hope!!
I often wonder what the conversations are like between Derek & Mario. What do you think they talk about as I donāt think they have much in common other than Marios life revolves around Mario & Derek doesnāt have much choice.
Itās a bespoke cooking method, ma lovelie, itās too bougee fur maist chefsI don't understand why you would crisp chips in a air fryer and then soggy them up in a wok with soggy veg stuff
They always seem to be in different rooms if they are home?
I would imagine Derek doesnāt really get much of a word in, but I could be wrong. Melvin will just blather on about himself.
I wonder if Melvin is going to watch the Social Dilemma on Netflix and if he does whether he will realise that he is a prime example of conflating follower numbers with value.
The bathroom cabinet will be next ma lovelie
He would be if he ate itGordon Ramsay must be shitting his pants... The life of Mario.... So Aye
Compared to Hinch hes....well not Gordon Ramsay, he's Jack Monroe. Yes that's it. Jack Monroe
Yes, but can you imagine if he tried to pronounce saute? He can't even say SeychellesIs anyone else howling at when he was showing the peppers and the onion in the pan and said āonce thatās reduced right doonā I donāt know why Iām finding that so funnyGordon Ramsay would have a fit
Whatever made you think Marjorie would know this cave dweller? Could it possibly be the spelling in the odious listing, I quote:
"Discount for more than one pair can post discreetelieā
The caveman is from Ayrshire.
So am I but please donāt tar us all with the same brushThe caveman is from Ayrshire.
Ffs Marion itās Salt & Chilli Chips not chilli & salt. And yes it does matter 
Get back in your own lane and stop questioning marions gourmet foodI don't understand why you would crisp chips in a air fryer and then soggy them up in a wok with soggy veg stuff
Mario DāAcampo 
I think Dez is full on into his FIFA 20 career and is looking forward to starting his FIFA21 career. Well he is is if he is anything like Mr Bamalam
Just seen on the Hinch thread that they are sending out her fabric softener and pods to other insta accounts with a signed letter from Hinch. I bet Melv gets sent one (since their friendship is genuine on his side) How will he accept it but not use it? He will definitely mention it if his queen sends him something.
Iām readin way too much oā our Marion these dayz. Iām haeing a few wee wines and felt hungry. I went to ma cupboard to luk for a packet a CRISS!! I blame youse,ma spellcheck has jus deid and I canny do ma Paisley tapas.
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