Cleaning with Mario #17 Dealing with Mario. He's Classy, Boujee, Ratchet

[menopausalmargrit]

Aww FFS! That means he’s a Virgo the same as me...bollox. Looking at Virgo traits I can relate to a lot of this but it disnae sound like oor wee bespoke boujee Paisley buddy. To be fair I do have IBS too but at least I’ve got a healthy diet


Nae mare begging fur gifts and free stuff beggy mcgee....oh how we laughed. Shouldn’t of pretended to be someone he’s not and told porky pies

He has absolutely none of those traits. Nae debates. To be fair he doesn’t have any traits at all, he’s so vanilla it’s unreal.

Ive said it before, I just couldn’t imagine him doing the dance with no pants. And if I were to imagine it, I bet it would be a wee kiss on the cheek and he would reach his happy ending.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Scroll down to the comments, if you will, and be aghast at the price a boujie sewing box for all your messages will set you back at today's most plushest of prices

Id give it 470 pounds with an axe maybe.

 

[Prettyiconic55]

Right, it really REALLY boils my piss when someone asks a legitimate and perfectly reasonable question and someone else takes it upon themselves to jump in with response like that. Mario is a grown(ish) man, let him answer himself. That response is so passive aggressive it’s untrue

THIS!!! If the question isn’t aimed at you and isn’t on your account then leave it

I wonder is Manbagzda tipping him off - are they, to paraphrase the good Morrissey, both (strangler) hand in glove? I'll hold back my retching and give him a folly now in the interests of research!

su-poib comment

Maybe he’s been advised to go private as he’s a teacher? I wouldn’t be impressed if he was teaching my children, he comes across as a total numpty on his insta page

Hellooooooooooo what do you mean, oowaaaaaaaaaaaaa *million camera zooms and stories where he says nothing bar a lot of words*

OMFG I was gonna post that earlier, when the old trout was sobbing her heart out on her live...... I still think to this day that she was actually pissed!
Forgot to add that I drove past her when she was stood at a bus stop in Bolton. I was gutted cos I wanted a big duck off puddle to drive though and soak her but it was too dry

I can’t hear the words old trout without hearing hem in Eamonn Holmes’ voice and I don’t know why.

spine bright my lovelies

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

My thoughts are... he got gifted stuff very recently, he should have promoted the hell out of it, tagged it, hinted at it as many times as he could without appearing crazy. One swallow doesn’t make a summer. So birdy big balls thinks that one grid post and a story with his strangler hands means that his coffee table isn’t free... I’ve put more effort into having a tit!
p.s. duck you birdy, go get drunk and cry on a live

Crikey seems like a hit a sore spot with that irritating birdy. I didn't even know who she was lol. Thought she was some random busy body kissing Mario's arse!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

My thoughts are... he got gifted stuff very recently, he should have promoted the hell out of it, tagged it, hinted at it as many times as he could without appearing crazy. One swallow doesn’t make a summer. So birdy big balls thinks that one grid post and a story with his strangler hands means that his coffee table isn’t free... I’ve put more effort into having a tit!
p.s. duck you birdy, go get drunk and cry on a live

'One swallow doesn't make a summer' *snigger* Maybe it has for oor Marion and that's the problem

 

[Cagayu]

Crikey seems like a hit a sore spot with that irritating birdy. I didn't even know who she was lol. Thought she was some random bus body kissing Mario's arse!

Ahh she’s annoying, I still can’t see that damned big smile filter without picturing her face singing about coffee. plus, she always tried to mother the other cleaning accounts by sticking her beak into things trying to calm them down but ended up stirring the pot!

 

[Prettyiconic55]

'One swallow doesn't make a summer' *snigger* Maybe it has for oor Marion and that's the problem

I giggled at this too. Imagine his whinges bedroom voice. So ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye and so foooooooooooooorth

 

[NOID-phal]

Crikey seems like a hit a sore spot with that irritating birdy. I didn't even know who she was lol. Thought she was some random busy body kissing Mario's arse!

I bet Mario has been crying in dm with her, about Derek/Debenhams /his hair.

 

[Cagayu]

I bet Mario has been crying in dm with her, about Derek/Debenhams /his hair.

Either that or she’s fighting his corner to get a shout out for her own page.
“thank ya sooo much hen ”

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Ahh she’s annoying, I still can’t see that damned big smile filter without picturing her face singing about coffee. plus, she always tried to mother the other cleaning accounts by sticking her beak into things trying to calm them down but ended up stirring the pot!

You've hit the nail on the head. @Laura VanderBooben anyone that had been trolled my god did she jump on it and was always raging plus crying on a live saying it wasn't on. Once was enough but she kept doing it and doing it......makes out she's their best pal. Has anxiety...overcomes it....has anxiety repeat. Same boring content every single day.

 

[NOID-phal]

You've hit the nail on the head. @Laura VanderBooben anyone that had been trolled my god did she jump on it and was always raging plus crying on a live saying it wasn't on. Once was enough but she kept doing it and doing it......makes out she's their best pal. Has anxiety...overcomes it....has anxiety repeat. Same boring content every single day.

Isn't birdy the one who sent nasty voice notes to a pregnant girl?

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Birdy is an absolute arse hole. Proper drunken housewife material lol (I'm aware she works). Always getting up in people's business and making sly digs etc.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I don't know much about little home bird, but I do recall Melvin describing her as his gram lawyer. She was the one who gave him the nod to share the story about flashing the postie, so for the mileage we got out of that, I'm inclined to feel slightly in the old crow's debt

 

[Cagayu]

Isn't birdy the one who sent nasty voice notes to a pregnant girl?

She is! I just remember her as the one that didn’t like Hinch & called her out. Then she does a complete 360 and swears blind she didn’t say anything of the sort.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Anyone see this and think "Thats Melvin"

Just reeks of the right amount of fakery in both the Q and the A

 

[Cagayu]

Anyone see this and think "Thats Melvin"

Just reeks of the right amount of fakery in both the Q and the A

Ugh. Surprised he didn’t sign it off

If I remember correctly, she then denied all of it. @Frankensooze would probably remember

 

[Noseybonk]

She is! I just remember her as the one that didn’t like Hinch & called her out. Then she does a complete 360 and swears blind she didn’t say anything of the sort.

This!!!!! I said on a post a few days ago that Marion makes me change my mind about him all the time... sometimes I miss him cos he amuses me, and sometimes I dislike him immensely over Rayn/wee Derek etc. I have no such confusion over Little Home Bird. She is an interfering fucker who makes everything about her, and cries pissed crocodile tears. I absolutely despise her. Almost all insta accounts have some redeeming features, but she has none!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Anyone see this and think "Thats Melvin"

Just reeks of the right amount of fakery in both the Q and the A

Nah, Melv would've written... 'Whats ur dreem futur for youse? And thank use fae changging ma lyf'

 

[Cagayu]

This!!!!! I said on a post a few days ago that Marion makes me change my mind about him all the time... sometimes I miss him cos he amuses me, and sometimes I dislike him immensely over Rayn/wee Derek etc. I have no such confusion over Little Home Bird. She is an interfering fucker who makes everything about her, and cries pissed crocodile tears. I absolutely despise her. Almost all insta accounts have some redeeming features, but she has none!

I 100 percent agree with you! She’s not likeable in the slightest, really smug in her snug & she’s the epitome of a Karen. She is a manipulator too but plays the poor little me card if it gets too much. Glad I’m not alone in disliking her, I’m surprised she’s not got a thread on here to be fair

 

[Noseybonk]

I 100 percent agree with you! She’s not likeable in the slightest, really smug in her snug & she’s the epitome of a Karen. She is a manipulator too but plays the poor little me card if it gets too much. Glad I’m not alone in disliking her, I’m surprised she’s not got a thread on here to be fair

I wouldn’t give her the satisfaction of having one to be honest. It just gives her something else to bang on about and cry