I just have the image of him storming about the flat shouting derek sort my outbox then get me my housecoat, dyson hair dryer, ring light and bespoke crisps because I AM BACK ......I bet he's absoloooooootley seethin'
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I had a butchers and I have had a more bearable dose of thrush ...so aye
If you were at home with him...
i think heโs trying to throw us off the scent of his bad news. Heโs not actually away staying in Edinburgh but rather away from the gram. I think that video is from when he was in Edinburgh last year for Spice Girls rather than now...
Call me cynical.
I am feel so strange after seeing his account... and confused!!!If you were at home with him...
What did I just watch?! He truly is something else. Marion will absolutely hate himI found him by looking at who Mazda is following - hint, he's the first one
I had a quick look at him. duck me. What a GOBSHITE!
Did you get the vibe that maybe he was taking the piss about the whole mario following Him rather than actually being happy about it?
I just had a quick look and that was enough. Why would anyone want to follow that account?! Why on earth does he talk like that?I found him by looking at who Mazda is following - hint, he's the first one
I had a quick look at him. duck me. What a GOBSHITE!
My first thought when I watched his stories is that heโs an influencer parody account, not an actual influencer.Did you get the vibe that maybe he was taking the piss about the whole mario following Him rather than actually being happy about it?
I'm not sure if he's taking the piss or not, but might be good for a laugh until Mazda graces us with a boujee new lip synching, hoosecoat grabbing, potato shape making Whitney mega mix
I blocked him so he never darkens my (fake) Insta ever again. What a twit.
Thatโs the worst looking bleep of a tree ever I did seeChristmas in July has started I see. Wonder what monstrosity he will gift youse with this year. What a pure wee bespoke, gawjus, jus gawjus stunnin .....nope sorry I cant. It gets worse every time you look at it
. Uh it's hideousit's like a giant flesh coloured, pink undertones, ribbed inflatable butt plugg
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You described him better than me...and heโs a teacher as he changed his insta name recently and no longer talks about being a teacher.
Wow what an absolute fanny!
Marion get back here we can not be left with shite like that to watch not a bespoke patch on you ma luvlie
Marion get back here we can not be left with shite like that to watch not a bespoke patch on you ma luvlie
I hope Deek's been getting some non plush non boujie hoop on Scruff.
I've had had a quick look at his page and feel like I need to hide under the duvet.I found him by looking at who Mazda is following - hint, he's the first one
I had a quick look at him. duck me. What a GOBSHITE!
Watched like 3 seconds of a story and I still feel the same.... 
I feel quite queasy ma selI've had had a quick look at his page and feel like I need to hide under the duvet.
You were just overcome with emulsion that he is alive, we wonโt judge youOmg im as bad as him
Theres sometimes something about certain people that make me feel sicky and creeped out!I feel quite queasy ma sel
Last time they just got the bus through, stayed about an hour and got the bus back. Big day oot ma lovelieWell, well!
Ohhh... is that a flying pig?
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