If I remember i’ll tune in for the livestream The idea that someone, somewhere, went on a date with him and spent an evening peering through the gaps in his teeth and listening to incoherent stories that go nowhere and are about nothing but are punctuated with dramatic pauses and mouth clacking, and thought “Yep, this is the man for me”, is just beyond my comprehensionI actually felt a wee bit sorry for him when he was talking about his wedding. Although there may be a number of people relieved that they have a good excuse not to go.
one of life’s great mysteries lovelies 
Ahh I think I know who yous mean nowI actually felt a wee bit sorry for him when he was talking about his wedding. Although there may be a number of people relieved that they have a good excuse not to go.
They really are a future Melv & Deek in their dream hoose built from the groon up!The idea that someone, somewhere, went on a date with him and spent an evening peering through the gaps in his teeth and listening to incoherent stories that go nowhere and are about nothing but are punctuated with dramatic pauses and mouth clacking, and thought “Yep, this is the man for me”, is just beyond my comprehension
But then again, Derek did the same with Marion so
All content copied from others put together to try and be unique but it doesn’t work. He’s trying to befriend all the Scottish ‘influencers’ 
What is wrong with these grown ass people?So he is still very active on insta, just saw this story as the guy is buzzing that Marion followed him last night. He’s relatively new so I blanked out his name in case I got into bother lol. Followed him for a couple of days and couldn’t listen to him
The Scottish guy your talking about is the one of the biggest arse lickers in ig , it’s actually embarrassing he copies everyone and constantly tags them in his stories, no one wants to see close ups of his ugly mug ...or listen to his irritating voice !!!!!So he is still very active on insta, just saw this story as the guy is buzzing that Marion followed him last night. He’s relatively new so I blanked out his name in case I got into bother lol. Followed him for a couple of days and couldn’t listen to him
All lies that he’s on a break as why would you still be on unless you’re watching. It’s def something he’s ashamed to discuss, when his dad was ill he said they were having a tough time personally but made a big thing of not wanting to say.
Lost job and/or split with Deek.
He gies me the actual bokeSo he is still very active on insta, just saw this story as the guy is buzzing that Marion followed him last night. He’s relatively new so I blanked out his name in case I got into bother lol. Followed him for a couple of days and couldn’t listen to him
All lies that he’s on a break as why would you still be on unless you’re watching. It’s def something he’s ashamed to discuss, when his dad was ill he said they were having a tough time personally but made a big thing of not wanting to say.
Lost job and/or split with Deek.
had to unfollow..the put on voice is so annoying and the close ups are horrific you can see the plaque stuck to his bottom set!!! Another fame hungry attention seeking drama queen 
he’s in Edinburgh. SodPlease ask him if he's fine.
I’m 5 mins away from the gardens. I may take a walk down and see if I can spot the hobbit in the wild.
This is the best comment I've seen todayI never give Mazda a compliment so here goes a rare one.... In Mazdas hobbit flat I could accept a cup of tea. Granted, I might have nowhere to sit down and drink it, due to the obstacle course of fanny cushions and blinged up objects, but I know the cup would be clean etc. However, If I came across a G-man, I wouldn’t even set foot inside never mind accept a drink....
And there's even a spelling mistake!Finally hes posted, the relief
