Do you think he will expect a #gifted baby, his next story will be looking for recommendations where I can get myself a bespoke baby
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HE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON!!So much for him not posting anything to do with family. Or does that only apply to his family, not Derek's
AND NOTHING IN RESPECT OF FAMILY WILL BE SHARED!
NAE MAMMY & DA!
NAE SISTER!
NAE BROTHER!
NAE NIECES!
NAE DEREK'S FAMILY!
NAE BABIES!
SO AYE. NAE DEBATES.
MA PAGE! MY RULES! MA CHAPTERS!
Has anyone else noticed that he hides Derek's tattoo?? There was a pic ages ago of them sitting in bed (may have been a story) I noticed placement of an emoji over D's bare arm, I thought maybies a rangers tattoo, then today you can see it but Mario has put "loves his uncle" over middle of what could be a dagger & heart design, I'm thinking perhaps covering a previous love interest of D's name 
I could be wrong, but just curious!
Also..."Charlotte tilbury never let's me down" has he not only just bought it?
how would he know? Hope it slides right aff his bespoke precious skin!
I could be wrong, but just curious!Also..."Charlotte tilbury never let's me down" has he not only just bought it?
how would he know? Hope it slides right aff his bespoke precious skin!
He will end up working his way to collection 2000 for a collab ...so ayeE.l.f didnβt immediately dm him for a collab so thatβs all been binned off and heβs back to showing off the Charlotte Tilbury makeup because god forbid we forget how much he likes his boujee expensive stuff
Omg, I laughed out loud!A baby with Mario's nose. Avamay as the surrogate.
Maybe Grinch as the Godmother?
But remember the page is now all areas of his lifeHE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON!!
AND NOTHING IN RESPECT OF FAMILY WILL BE SHARED!
NAE MAMMY & DA!
NAE SISTER!
NAE BROTHER!
NAE NIECES!
NAE DEREK'S FAMILY!
NAE BABIES!
SO AYE. NAE DEBATES.
MA PAGE! MY RULES! MA CHAPTERS!
See, I read ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE NOW
as meaning all parts of his life are now bespoke and bijou perfect 
hence the diamond. I could be completely wrong though
One never knows with Manbagzda. Maybe something to ask on the next Q+A...?
Think he just gets stoned out his tree and it makes living with him a whole lot easier
The power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible
I see no change- the make up is invisible
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Hahahah. He looks like a ghoul. Mario the hacket ghostThe power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible
Pure cornbeef skin, hope hes not trying to work with that make up brand because that is not a good advertisementThe power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible
I mean who hasn't put weight on during the lockdown. But Mario looks 3 months pregnant. Must be those sodium filled Rustlers. His ibs must be through the roof
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His hair on his egg head, like one of these.The power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible
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I actually think itβs just because he does a blank white face! I think if he contoured or warmed the face up better it wouldnβt look at chubby
Think thatβs the before! his face is terrible before and after tho!The power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible
Not caught up with all his stories as I've had a lovely, boujee time at the beach, 
but I skipped through a few and just wanted to say.... DEREK IS SO BLOODY CUTE! 
So aye....
but I skipped through a few and just wanted to say.... DEREK IS SO BLOODY CUTE! So aye....
Laughing at the before and after of the makeup. That second photo is filtered to all buggery! Beauty Mode all the way 
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