Haha, he was waiting for D's day off coz he has the big shoap purse! Surely no-one expects Kween Mazda to purchase anything to benefit both of them and not just his bespoke wee face!Imagine your lazy arsed partner having all week to go get the food shoap in but he waits to do it on your day off
He looks like a 5 year old starting school in his baby blue polo shirt. His teeny weeny shoulders.
And the flash showing exactly where he has plastered on the concealerOh god that polo shirt buttoned right up!!!
‘im feeling it the day!’
I wonder if he’s wearing a nappy too! He did say yesterday he wanted a babyOh god that polo shirt buttoned right up!!!
‘im feeling it the day!’
Oh god yeah!! He’s hilariousAnd the flash showing exactly where he has plastered on the concealer
His undereyes and broo are shocking he needs a Botox fix again!And the flash showing exactly where he has plastered on the concealer
deek carrying the bag with Ryan hiding somewhere in it coz they don’t like leaving her in the borrowers flat herself( she might shrink and find a wee hole to crawl out of and gain FREEDOM) anyway junior ain’t got a look in, not with the classy boujee bespoke maid bein the first man to carry a child hope it looks like Derek so aye. Nae debates and so forthNoo noo ma luvlie don’t be pyoor mean aboot oot mantit. He’s feart of the roads don’t ye ken?? How can you even expect the sowel to venture to Morrisons by himself And crossing aw they big roads alone?? And then to be crowded by his thoosans of fans without wee Deeks backup?Also, credit where credit is due... the pair sowel is soldiering on with zero sleep and still going to do a food shoap. He’s a real hero in ma eyes. if your reading here mario hen I just wanty say... have a great jurny ma lovelie, you pyoor deserve it so ye dae. Don’t let these trolling tattle bastards dull your sparkle baby cakes. Mwah mwah mwahImagine your lazy arsed partner having all week to go get the food shoap in but he waits to do it on your day off
He looks like a 5 year old starting school in his baby blue polo shirt. His teeny weeny shoulders.
I’m not saying some of these “cleanfluencers” pretend to have anxiety but they all definitely make out there the most nervous person ever and can’t do things by themselves? He’s 37 shortly and can’t cross roads without his boyfriend he’s only been with 4ish years! What the f did he do before that?? Get his mum to help?Noo noo ma luvlie don’t be pyoor mean aboot oot mantit. He’s feart of the roads don’t ye ken?? How can you even expect the sowel to venture to Morrisons by himself And crossing aw they big roads alone?? And then to be crowded by his thoosans of fans without wee Deeks backup?Also, credit where credit is due... the pair sowel is soldiering on with zero sleep and still going to do a food shoap. He’s a real hero in ma eyes. if your reading here mario hen I just wanty say... have a great jurny ma lovelie, you pyoor deserve it so ye dae. Don’t let these trolling tattle bastards dull your sparkle baby cakes. Mwah mwah mwah
37!!!! Blimey
So he officially can’t cross roads himself? I must have missed this part of his journee. Is it anything to do with his bespoke, boujee eye condition?Noo noo ma luvlie don’t be pyoor mean aboot oot mantit. He’s feart of the roads don’t ye ken?? How can you even expect the sowel to venture to Morrisons by himself And crossing aw they big roads alone?? And then to be crowded by his thoosans of fans without wee Deeks backup?Also, credit where credit is due... the pair sowel is soldiering on with zero sleep and still going to do a food shoap. He’s a real hero in ma eyes. if your reading here mario hen I just wanty say... have a great jurny ma lovelie, you pyoor deserve it so ye dae. Don’t let these trolling tattle bastards dull your sparkle baby cakes. Mwah mwah mwah
He has VERY VERY sensitive, extremely rare and bespoke skin hence why he needs 1005 lotions and potions, don’t you know????
Naw its just his Kerry Katonaitis that hampers him crossing the road
Someone is doing very well for themselves buying wine in Marks and Spencers. Is it a staple wine?
A bespoke meal for 2 which was pacifically for youseIt was with the dine in for 2 meal deal
