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There was something mentioned on here about him having previously worked for semichem but that he was sacked for stealing. Not only did he not do his own project but his collab stuff with Ava May was also pulled from their stories so who knows, maybe there was some truth to it
I'd say they fell off the back of a truck!!Does anyone know why he didn't put a link on for the plug in air fresheners?
As if she hasnโt been to home bargains for months 
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I was coming on to say the same thing lol . We call my daughter wee Isa because sheโs so nosyI think Mario was referring to a character from a Scottish TV show called Still Game . Isa is notoriously nosey, knows everyoneโs business and doesnโt let anything pass her by. Which I guess he was linking to the fact people spotted and asked him about his โhumidifier โ.
Not standing up for Mario - he does indeed have his own vocabulary and despite being from the west coast too I could do with someone to translate his nonsense
itโs defo a Scottish thing lol xMe tooWhen he was talking about the lip balm and said he absolutely hates vaseline, thinks it's rotten and can't stand the feel of it.......I ended up tittering like schoolgirl
They are bespoke for Marion and not for us.Does anyone know why he didn't put a link on for the plug in air fresheners?
He fears his demograph perhaps does not smell of wealth?Does anyone know why he didn't put a link on for the plug in air fresheners?
The power of bronzer concealer and a filter 
What was the smelling of wealth thing, please?
He was tagged and it was his reply to the follower contemplating burning their Mario candle
And a filter on top of the filter and concealer all over the faceThe power of bronzer concealer and a filter
Yep. To make no difference whatsoever to how he normally looksThe power of bronzer concealer and a filter
And now he wants a baby? Is this so we can follow their adoption jurnee and his skinkerr jurnee and his fuhll time Instagram jurnee?
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So much for him not posting anything to do with family. Or does that only apply to his family, not Derek's
So now he will repost all his muffia who say he would be the greatest Dad ever, with some 80's power ballad playing over the top.
Closely followed by a 6 million dot story about how he would be a great Dad because he heals the sick, but his extremely sensitive skin will prevent him from doing so
Closely followed by a 6 million dot story about how he would be a great Dad because he heals the sick, but his extremely sensitive skin will prevent him from doing so
The smell of rustlers and ibs more like. I'm cringing inside oot at that.He was tagged and it was his reply to the follower contemplating burning their Mario candle
Also probably a couple of muppets willing to offer up their uterus for the job
Is that Derek? I was imagining some old sugar daddy from the way people talk about him. He's not bad looking! What on earth is he doing with Mario?
A baby with Mario's nose. Avamay as the surrogate.
Feel like this is going to be the greatest unsolved mystery of all time - How does Derek put up with Mario
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