A lot of his sentences today started with “Ah treatit masel tae...” Oh well, at least he has a book with real words & pages in it now
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As yiz aw know, ah’m no’ keen on the scent lavender, so ah’ve boat masel many many years’ worth ae plug ins in the scent, eh, lavender
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An’ ah widnae expect yiz tae pie whit ah pied, ma lovelies, ah widnae expect it
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Oh, Meirdre, what a tremendously entertaining little cockgoblin you are
OMG - yes! I was chortling away at that the other day but, tragically, didn’t have time to come & enjoy the organism further on here
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I was also tres amused at his claims that he’s been approached many, many times by many, many cumpneez but he jist cannae give honest reviews of the many, many free proaducts they’re begging to foist upon him because of his sensitive, like bespoke sensitivity, skin. P&G asked me many, many times. Did they, aye?
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Manky grey goonie - daytime
Dressy navy goonie - evening wear