Mornin ma luvlees how are we aww? I was just having a wee smooch thru Mary highlights and come across spice rack....he looks like a heroin addict still chatting as much shite and so forth
Every surface in his flat looks like a jumble sale to me. All I see is tat.I’m bleeping CACKLING at his speech about “supporting SH Scents for a long long time on ma jurneyyyy”. What an absolute pellet.
In other news, I also laughed at this tacky little shrine of shite in his living room. Look at the staging of the wax melts!
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Hunners and hunners...nae debates oan ma pageI know he has more faces than the toon clock but how many face mists does one annoying twit need?
My old school smelt of Cabbage and floor Polish!!What is he banging on about 'old school scent' the absolute galloping scrotum wrinkle. Essential oils are not old school, they are natural just like he wanted, the penis hole.
I'm somewhat disappointed he referenced it as grape water, I dearly wanted to hear him make an arse of pronouncing CaudalieI see Marion has been reading here and took my advice on the Caudalie face spray. YOU'RE WELCOME, YA WEE PRICK
Totally just read that in his voiceTattle bingo time for when Marion finally reads his wrinkled head...
“Ahm fine”
“Yees know me a dae this from time to time”
“There’s thoosands a messages fae yees aw”
“Gonna go through ma outbox the noo”
Because Marion wouldn’t share it in a clubWhy’s this coming up on tattle adverts