Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Duchesspink]

How many face mists has he bought this week? Could have paid for Derek's driving test with that cash!
They will never have a mortgage or a house because Mario cant stop spending and buying utter tit.

Maybe derek will pass his test, take his bespoke new car and go get himself a life whilst Mario sits at home fuming because hes got to get the bus in the rain! Think about all of that mist and hydration mario, Derek will be doing it for your own good.

 

[Bestlife@60]

So Derek has got the ponce some flowers now. Delboy getting on my bleeping nerves now, he’s just like a slave. Grow some Del, toss the ponce out and get a bleeping life.

 

[lauramars]

So Derek has got the ponce some flowers now. Delboy getting on my bleeping nerves now, he’s just like a slave. Grow some Del, toss the ponce out and get a bleeping life.

I know you never see Mario treating Derek! Instead he does him up like a woman with terrible make up and posts it for all to see

 

[Bestlife@60]

I know you never see Mario treating Derek! Instead he does him up like a woman with terrible make up and posts it for all to see

Dereks he’s puppet

 

[Jeaniepeanie]

So Derek has got the ponce some flowers now. Delboy getting on my bleeping nerves now, he’s just like a slave. Grow some Del, toss the ponce out and get a bleeping life.

All I'm saying is mario must have a smashing big banger, cos there's nae way I'd be staying with him the way he treats Derek and wastes the kitty on tit for himself!

 

[lauramars]

Dereks he’s puppet

Yup! Sad to see! I think Mario will be awful to live with! It’d be like treading on eggshells!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Remember the days when he used to let Deek actually speak on insta, he was even allowed to review a product once!

But Deek got lots of positive comments, insta love and attention after that... and we never heard from him again.

Probably too afraid he'd just say help me!

 

[Bestlife@60]

Derek works far more hours than The dominatrix and earns more an hour and the poor fucker has two face creams and an eye cream in that whole bedsit!

 

[Badaboom]

I see Derek isn’t allowed to have a private life

Also why does he have to use the top of his cooker to show things? Is it because it is the only surface that is not covered in tat or the fact he doesn’t actual cook anything?

 

[Doodlebug71]

I see Derek isn’t allowed to have a private life
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Unfortunately for denzel all areas of marjories life include him ...so aye

 

[NoodlesToodles]

How much shite does mervynetta buy?! Honestly, the amount of crap he over buys is embarrassing. He must have a half dozen face mists now derek is too simple to see what marie Antoinette has done to him. I feel sorry for him but only because I really believe he doesnt think he can do better. Hope he learns to drive a d goes out on his own and meets someone else.

 

[Cagayu]

Unfortunately for denzel all areas of marjories life include him ...so aye

ALL AREAS OF OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW

 

[Johnnoijones]

Also why would you want you house to smell of bathroom cleaner?? Why are all these people obsessed with having about 57 different scents in their houses/tat cave.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Yup! Sad to see! I think Mario will be awful to live with! It’d be like treading on eggshells!

I’d love to say that maybe he has a kind heart but I genuinely don’t believe that he is. I think he’s selfish to the core the way he carries on. If that’s what you see on camera then who knows what’s behind that. He’s a prat.

 

[other things online]

See he’s been to primark to buy more shite

 

[TheFabFader]

View attachment 172747 He needs this journee as much as we do

Thank you for this, it’s given me the best laugh I’ve had in ages. My daughter loved it too.
Derek looks absolutely baked in this. Can you blame him?

 

[lauramars]

See he’s been to primark to buy more shite

Returning the favour to dez and buying him a Primani tracky since he gifted maz a Nike one!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Oh I cannae wait to see his primani haul...what do we think he has paid full price for ? I think some more footless tights ..so aye

 

[NoodlesToodles]

I know this isnt marina related but I need to get it off my chest... the other glasgow cleaner has spent nearly 200 quid on batthbombs wtf???

 

[Doodlebug71]

I know this isnt marina related but I need to get it off my chest... the other glasgow cleaner has spent nearly 200 quid on batthbombs wtf???

The one with kids?