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Using Marjories bespoke boujee hunners and hunners of his make up collection ...so aye
Melvin doesn't use Zoom, he uses the bespoke VOOM
it's a vajazzeled version fit for a queen
Ahhh ffs, I've done a Melvin and spelt vajazzled incorrectly
it's a vajazzeled version fit for a queen
Ahhh ffs, I've done a Melvin and spelt vajazzled incorrectly
The gift that keeps on giving..he will have to use his expensive boujee face stuff to get it aff Denzels D face....or he will just get his minky oot rough side and scrub it aff so not to waste his bespoke creams....so aye nae debates
And Derek still looks so much cuter than Mario! Bet Mario is jealous of Derek’s full lips
Voom 
What.A.twit.
What.A.twit.Pahaha! I’m equally amused and disgusted by this.
"I take makeup with me - Well yaww know what youse Garuls are like fer ya meek up on a night oot!"
I bet he wouldn’t share. He’s far too much of a miser for that"I take makeup with me - Well yaww know what youse Garuls are like fer ya meek up on a night oot!"
He'd be patting his boujie face with Charlotte Tilbury whilst handing out the Collection 2000!
Dame Derek it’s you that’s the dame Marion... in fact your not a dame you are a lame little mo fo with 3 hairs to your name, nae lips and a ‘boujee bespoke (borrowers) flat’ that u pretend u built from the grun up, so aye ma lovelies nae debates and so forth. He is the gift that keeps on giving, our very own little queen of paisley 
it’s you that’s the dame Marion... in fact your not a dame you are a lame little mo fo with 3 hairs to your name, nae lips and a ‘boujee bespoke (borrowers) flat’ that u pretend u built from the grun up, so aye ma lovelies nae debates and so forth. He is the gift that keeps on giving, our very own little queen of paisley 
Yuck, I wouldn’t share he’s make up, we know where he’s face has been!!
My fave thing about the boy wonder highlights is Marino’s old nashers. I miss themWhy have I only now watched the "Boy Wonder" story highlights?
Never heard Derek talk that much, he's a real cutie, isn't he?
And I LOL'ed at #peppergate!
Thread title right there!
I’ve missed so many threads as not been as active on tattle but still check in and out, if only there was a highlight on his page for “Rat and letterbox gate” I actually cried laughing when it was all going downWhy have I only now watched the "Boy Wonder" story highlights?
When he was putting stories on of the “rats” running wild and people on here saying it was Derek and rayn making an escape from the flat
New air fresheners arrive
“I’ve never tried these two, and they’re stunning”
So how do you know Marv?
The verbal diarrhoea that guy talks is something else.
“I’ve never tried these two, and they’re stunning”
So how do you know Marv?
The verbal diarrhoea that guy talks is something else.
I fail to believe that someone has hair that bad. Maybe Derek has a wee little chuckle to himself about it and doesn't say anything. Or maybe he's used to how ridiculous it looks and just leaves Mierdre to it.Oh no...maybe hes had some sort of electrical incident and his few hairs are sticking up in shock
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