Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[BoujeeBabe]

It could well be that Or maybe he's gone OTT with the face mists and drowned himself

Maybe he had a wee boujee hydrating bath out of all 3 bottles? Anything is possible with Mario!

Jizzio

Omg! New thread title idea from your comment : Cleaning with Mario #15 #Jizzing with Mario

 

[Rosieposey]

I bloody love this thread

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I bloody love this thread

Same! Its kept me fairly sane and cheered me up during lockdown.

 

[Rosieposey]

Same! Its kept me fairly sane and cheered me up during lockdown.

I keep forgetting to check it then I find my way back and it gives me a good belly laugh

 

[Poptart]

Maybe he had a wee boujee hydrating bath out of all 3 bottles? Anything is possible with Mario!

He doesn't have a bath in the hoose so will have made a bespoke one out of a mop bucket

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Hullo ma luvlies how uhr we aww

I got my knuckles wrapped and was stuck on a 7 day ban for a non Mazda related tattle offence so aye...!!

I’ve been sat in the shadows all week having to watch Marion skooshing stuff aw oor ees face and reading skin books about getting rid of that bespoke crusty skin a his but aye!!! I’m just me!! Take it or leave it!! Follow your dreams and heart.

Mwah mwah

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I keep forgetting to check it then I find my way back and it gives me a good belly laugh

Keep checking, its always a good laugh!

He doesn't have a bath in the hoose so will have made a bespoke one out of a mop bucket

Oh yeah - doh!

Hullo ma luvlies how uhr we aww

I got my knuckles wrapped and was stuck on a 7 day ban for a non Mazda related tattle offence so aye...!!

I’ve been sat in the shadows all week having to watch Marion skooshing stuff aw oor ees face and reading skin books about getting rid of that bespoke crusty skin a his but aye!!! I’m just me!! Take it or leave it!! Follow your dreams and heart.

Mwah mwah

Oh dear! It's good your back now and free from the nae boujee jail, so aye....

 

[Johnnoijones]

Also we must not forget this Marion classic 'smell the wealth'

 

[Doodlebug71]

Maybe he had a wee boujee hydrating bath out of all 3 bottles? Anything is possible with Mario!


Omg! New thread title idea from your comment : Cleaning with Mario #15 #Jizzing with Mario

Not just any jizzio but a bespoke boujee jizzio...so aye

I bloody love this thread

It's the best on tattle for me , theres nuthin as boujee plush...so aye

 

[twilightgarden]

He doesn't have a bath in the hoose so will have made a bespoke one out of a mop bucket

Or his pricey item washing up bowl his brother got him. It’s even got a plug!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Or his pricey item washing up bowl his brother got him. It’s even got a plug!

Like his butt...so aye

 

[Poptart]

Or his pricey item washing up bowl his brother got him. It’s even got a plug!

Oh no...maybe hes had some sort of electrical incident and his few hairs are sticking up in shock

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Also we must not forget this Marion classic 'smell the wealth'

So many possible next thread titles

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Tattle bingo time for when Marion finally reads his wrinkled head...

“Ahm fine”

“Yees know me a dae this from time to time”

“There’s thoosands a messages fae yees aw”

“Gonna go through ma outbox the noo”

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Not just any jizzio but a bespoke boujee jizzio...so aye


It's the best on tattle for me , theres nuthin as boujee plush...so aye

Most definitely, ma lovelie - nae debates.

 

[Fickledipped19]

This thread is the best, it’s the only one since the cleaning thread (RIP) that really makes me belly laugh. So aye, nothing else to tell ya’s ma lovelies

 

[Nellyellie]

That chap stick.... what kind of an animal is he!!!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Why have I only now watched the "Boy Wonder" story highlights? Never heard Derek talk that much, he's a real cutie, isn't he? And I LOL'ed at #peppergate!

 

[shadyessex33]

Or his pricey item washing up bowl his brother got him. It’s even got a plug!

The expensive Joseph&Joseph one there was nothing wrong with that he replaced for a £2.49 Home Bargains knock off

 

[BoujeeBabe]

The expensive Joseph&Joseph one there was nothing wrong with that he replaced for a £2.49 Home Bargains knock off

Yeah.... about that.... why did it need replacing? There was nowt wrong with it, was there?