Which account is Garth, please? Is it as good value for hilarity as Marion?Got bored halfway through so switched over to Garthy in time to hear him pronounce Sph2onge as.... Spee-On-Jay and I'm now deceased.
To keep on topic 20% commission Meidre earns from this company by wiping jizz off of his plush
This is true... mario loves his middle class hun aesthetic whereas Garthy’s gaff is.....That says a lot!Mario is pretty Poundstretcher himself.
I’m so touched I’m G’s favourite ZoFlo
ermmm.... grimHe would work at the bespoke checkout, Dont ya know and so forth!!Can you imagine Mario on the checkoot? "Hello ma lovelie, how are yoo"?
Is he getting a car? I didnt think they could drive? I have been blocked and cant be arsed logging in my back up insta account
Just for laughs, or just for the laughs, words to that effect anyway.
I hope it's only the arrival of a bespoke credit card bill through the dilapidated latterbox rather than a bespoke letter from Debenhams containing Not Good News.... so aye
Ta for that, @Swipeupguyzzz !
That explains why it was ...............................
Fuck's sake!Honestly cannae believe that nane of you trolling tattle bastards have even asked about mah jurnie doon tae the spar this moarnin- ma feelings are pure hurt so they are but it’s fine, ahm fine, ahm totally fine and I’ve goat a thick skin and I have done for many many years and youse aw know that. Bit aw the same guys... av been sat here at ma borrowers dressing table aw set up with my six ring lights waiting to give youse all a look at ma haul from the range happy shopper. Nae doooopes here just pure quality, nae debates!. So anyhow ma luvlies ah hope thoosans and thoosans of youse slip into the tattle DMs and ask what a goat and I’ll be pure generous and let youse aw have a 5% discount code. Mwah mwahlove laugh love ma lovelies xxxxx
Aw god a ken! But credit where credits due, Derek might be oot working aw day bringing on the cash but marlon has that hoose sparking like a new penny every day, gutted it is! And I’m sure Derek will have a fabulous dinner of micro chips and a rustler burger served to his knee oan a tray as soon as he walks in that door. And don’t forget that marlon sits at his wee table for eleventy billion hours a day slapping chemicals into his coupon in a bid to stay youthful so wee Deek doesn’t go cold turkey aff the grass and realise he’s been catfished
Thank god! He made me doubt myself
Because she’s an arse
Talking of hair cuts, has his grown inwards during lockdown as it's literally never changed?? I doubt he's done it himself as it's too bespoke and boujee and get the feeling he's quite particular about it.
That’s very true
