Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[GiftedNotFree]

I thought he could only use bespoke fabric softener and cannot deviate from his usuals because his skin is soooo unique and gets irritated at the slightest change!?

 

[Luna25]

I don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get me


Garth

I didn’t but google helped
Thank you

I didn’t but google helped
Thank you

Jesus Christ!!!!! And that’s only 4 dots in

 

[twilightgarden]

If the old cleaning thread was still around we'd definitely need a thread titled 'Speeonjay and Jaii Dee'

Don’t forget Herms!

I wonder if Melvin uses a Speeeonjay to clean up after his organisms.

I just tried to explain to the other half why I was laughing so much. He didn’t get it

The plush bespoke sofas would need a ‘deep clean’ with the speeonjay!

nae debates.

 

[Noseycow2020]

Ey lads, what's happened to Melv's boujie crystal bead bedside lamps he was gifted?
They matched the ceiling one didn't they? He gushed aboot them for eeges. Gone.

He broke it and had to buy Ikea ones to replace it

 

[Bluetomato]

Ey lads, what's happened to Melv's boujie crystal bead bedside lamps he was gifted?
They matched the ceiling one didn't they? He gushed aboot them for eeges. Gone.

Didn’t he break it? He was wittering the other week about how he broke a lamp, he found it highly amusing. The wee dick.

 

[Bestlife@60]

I haven't a rats who this is. Any more clues?

First and last word and a with in the middle!

 

[Henny Penny]

As if she hasn’t been to home bargains for months

 

[Be More Pacific]

Is it me or has he deleted everything he posted today?

 

[NOID-phal]

He fears his demograph perhaps does not smell of wealth?

What was the smelling of wealth thing, please?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Yes.

Just seen it , she doesn't stop spending , since her mum died especially, I wonder if something has happened as she seems more fucked off than usual.

 

[NOID-phal]

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My gran has got some tea towels like that.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Did I miss the bit where driving instructors are taking bookings nevermind doing lessons? He talks shite

I think I read somewhere that key workers can take lessons. Don’t quote me though!

 

[Noseycow2020]

Slightly off topic, remember he said he wasn’t going to share his staple, holy grail eye cream because no doubt it would go out of stock because the mafia? From what I’ve seen he’s never mentioned this boujee, bespoke eye cream before...could this be the holy grail of holy grail, must have skin care?

I’m sure that’s the cream he bought for poor wee deek he mentioned it in earlier stories yesterday, so aye

 

[TheFabFader]

My local ones always has queues, so I pop along about 6:30 -7pm and walk straight in as I do like a nosey and to buy my toiletries.

I’ll bear that in mind, the store has some amazing prices.

 

[lauramars]

I mean who hasn't put weight on during the lockdown. But Mario looks 3 months pregnant. Must be those sodium filled Rustlers. His ibs must be through the roof

I actually think it’s just because he does a blank white face! I think if he contoured or warmed the face up better it wouldn’t look at chubby

The power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible

Think that’s the before! his face is terrible before and after tho!

 

[Cagayu]

Just for laughs, or just for the laughs, words to that effect anyway.

Wonder what's rattled the wee bawbags cage the day then

I’ll go look!

 

[Dollylollipop]

I don’t know if I’m allowed to say I’m still learning the rules of what we can and can’t mention. I’d hate to get put in Tattle jail just before the weekend

Who is this !?? im intrigued

I don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get me

I don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get me

Garth

 

[GardenGnome2020]

oooh his wallpaper dosent match up

Actually kinda shocked at the state of the skirting, how bad it is. Wonder if it was a botched paint job by Mario, like the grey wall tiles. Looks almost like they've been chewed on. Heh, maybe it was the rats that one time
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And really. who has a toasted bacon buttie ?!

 

[Fickledipped19]

I can still see it - just checked two seconds ago. Same username.

Who is it

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I thought this was maybe a new bespoke Marionism

IT IS!!
I thought I has made a mistake but hadn’t - I juts got myself all mixed up n edited it now sorry. It’s in today’s stories.