Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Did he only ‘brush’ that side of his head

Yes!

 

[Cagayu]

Pressure dunno what work I meant maybe luscious. Was early

I assumed you meant precious

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

A bespoke meal for 2 which was pacifically for youse

Ohh yes it was so boujeeee bespoke and so forth! Just for the lovelies mafia

 

[Cagayu]

According to Melv the scent is 'Flash Wax'
Nae debates and so forth.

But which flash?
there’s french soap, spiced apple, there’s a lemon one....

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Not just any jizzio but a bespoke boujee jizzio...so aye


It's the best on tattle for me , theres nuthin as boujee plush...so aye

Most definitely, ma lovelie - nae debates.

 

[lauramars]

And the flash showing exactly where he has plastered on the concealer

His undereyes and broo are shocking he needs a Botox fix again!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Mavis is teasing us with the primani bag...so aye

I expect he'll do the grand opening of the bag tomorrow, unless he's treated us already, I've not had a look yet, so aye!

 

[Wheretonext]

Don’t forget kids, he’s done MANY wonderful things for businesses.

Yeah.. he sure did. He accepts free shit, his followers go and buy it! Yeah Mariam, you’re
A MAZZZ ING

 

[Jerry Garcia]

I had a look at Garth after seeing his name pop up on this thread and upon opening his stories, I instinctively recoiled from my phone screen. He reminds me of the little fella from The Human Centipede 2. And his bedroom makes Marlon’s look positively minimalistic

THATS who he reminded me of!

 

[Fickledipped19]

Someone quoted it a couple of pages back....

@ourcozylittleplace

It's a tiny account.

Ah I must of missed it. Thanks

 

[Mack84]

Fuck me, I just cannot imagine Melv as a daddy, he'd be horrific and screaming at Dez to take the babby as he needs his sleep
And as for Melv's photos of him with concealer etc... I have more make up on my face and I haven't worn any make up for well over a year. I wish he'd give up the make up/skincare boy schtick he is aiming for, there are so many more fellas who do it better than he could ever dream of. The hobbit sized tosspot

There you are!!!! We miss you

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Extremely successful on the stock market, bought shares in the tesco spray himself before getting his lovelies to bump up the sales

Haha!!

 

[scottishsweetie]

Derek works far more hours than The dominatrix and earns more an hour and the poor fucker has two face creams and an eye cream in that whole bedsit!

Not sure how much Melv earns but Derek earns £9 an hour. Plus he's been earning an extra 15% since April until the end of July

 

[Cagayu]

Why’s this coming up on tattle adverts

Because Marion wouldn’t share it in a club

 

[other things online]

And also, just watched boy wonder again everything is ‘me’ and ‘my’
‘What do I use on MY sink?’
‘What do I spray on MY sofas?’

 

[Poptart]

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Amazing

 

[Poptart]

Exactly. You can't delete what we've all witnessed, Mario. You prize tit!!


I had sent him one last night asking him why was he calling his cat a moaning face bitch!.
He replied with 'Bye Felicia!. You don't deserve to see my gorgeous c**t face!'.

I don't think he realises he just called himself a c**t, the thick git!

No way?!

 

[allforthegram]

Feeeewwin ya don’t attack ma cat bitches

 

[other things online]

Gottit! Thanks, bestie!

I haven’t !!! Who is it lol

 

[Smirkymirky]

Got bored halfway through so switched over to Garthy in time to hear him pronounce Sph2onge as.... Spee-On-Jay and I'm now deceased.

To keep on topic 20% commission Meidre earns from this company by wiping jizz off of his plush

I couldn't stop laughing. He needs a thread!!! King goon