Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Eat more cake]

Did he actually just entertain us all by brushing his 3 strands of hair on the side of his head?!

I thought that. But presumed he had a reason for doing it. I wouldn't want to question his beauty routine.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Oh don’t be silly ma lovelies!!
Of course it’s all Insta’s fault....

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

What was the smelling of wealth thing, please?

He was tagged and it was his reply to the follower contemplating burning their Mario candle

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Aww.... Derek proposed!

 

[Cagayu]

Well, I watched it, I listened to it.........I never understood a fucking word! He needs subtitles.

He needs to stop adding W’ to words

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Reminds me of a cabbage patch doll

Omg yessss!!

 

[Johnnoijones]

Just seen it , she doesn't stop spending , since her mum died especially, I wonder if something has happened as she seems more fucked off than usual.

Who is this? She already sounds like fun yo watch

 

[other things online]

Tattle bingo time for when Marion finally reads his wrinkled head...

“Ahm fine”

“Yees know me a dae this from time to time”

“There’s thoosands a messages fae yees aw”

“Gonna go through ma outbox the noo”

Totally just read that in his voice

Why’s this coming up on tattle adverts

 

[Poppyg77]

Sorry but that’s actually hilarious how does he have any followers with the amount of people he blocks! I am blocked also

Sounds a bit like harry pickard

 

[The_blind_dug]

I’m speechless at the fact that he has openly said he receives commission from Aaaava may and sph92828ungey. Hope the tax man is tuning in to this bespoke q&a ma lovelies !!

Im sure I seen someone has already contacted HMRC about his earnings at the stuff he is gifted.

 

[Henny Penny]

Who is he always moaning! He’s always tired

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Omg!!!! I am getting flashbacks. And.... the rant he had in the car... And the interlocking teeth meme that someone made. So many memories

When we all realised he had skinny teeth hiding in the background. Oh those were the days.....

 

[Johnnoijones]

HE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON!!

AND NOTHING IN RESPECT OF FAMILY WILL BE SHARED!

NAE MAMMY & DA!

NAE SISTER!

NAE BROTHER!

NAE NIECES!

NAE DEREK'S FAMILY!

NAE BABIES!

SO AYE. NAE DEBATES.

MA PAGE! MY RULES! MA CHAPTERS!

But remember the page is now all areas of his life

 

[Bestlife@60]

See he’s splashed out on Delboy again, a whole £3.99. Maybe they’re sharing the orange butt plug!

 

[Lovethesun]

New to this thread ....... spend half my life on the hinch one .

Few questions - Does he work ? As in have a proper job not Instagram - he seems to be at home all the time or is he on furlough

his house actually isn’t that nice - why does he have such a big following ?

All these large cleaning accounts seem to dust & hoover round then light a candle , most people do that anyway don’t they ?

 

[BoujeeBabe]

The expensive Joseph&Joseph one there was nothing wrong with that he replaced for a £2.49 Home Bargains knock off

Yeah.... about that.... why did it need replacing? There was nowt wrong with it, was there?

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

I mean who hasn't put weight on during the lockdown. But Mario looks 3 months pregnant. Must be those sodium filled Rustlers. His ibs must be through the roof

 

[Booboo76]

I fucking hate people who say they have a migraine when they actually just have a headache! I would love for him to experience my migraines.... i start to get spots in my vision, it starts flashing, vomitting, slurred speech, tingling arms, pounding head, i can only lie in a dark room and not move. Once all that shit clears i am foggy headed for about 3 days after and the exhaustion is unreal.... so marion give me a shout when you have had a real migraine!

Totally agree with you they’re just vile aren’t they!!

 

[Whatsallthis]

No way! £200 on bath bombs?! Fucking hell.

How can she afford that? Is she working just now? I know her man has his own business doesn’t he? Surely he doesnt earn enough to be splashing money on bath bombs.
She always moans about her kids not behaving and her dog. Yet she doesn’t discipline them or set any boundaries? Makes no sense to me.

She’s furloughed but it will be full pay. But even at that £200 is a lot of money for bath bombs - that’s before you count everything else she’s bought

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Sure you are, Mierdre . You look fine to me! Standing there giggling like a little schoolgirl watching Derek cleaning, and then he catches you...then your head bobbing around as you tappity tap your makeup. Just say you can't be bothered to do it !