Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Whatsallthis]

He featured quite heavily on the old insta cleaners thread and it didn’t end well, so I doubt he would get his own thread now. He is not as harmless as he makes out, although he did come up with the best insult ever (Tesco laptop anyone?) so I will forgive him a little.

I was actually surprised that Melv mentioned his work, although he did skim over it faster than a fast thing. I think if he loses his job (genuinely hope he doesn’t) but if he did, I think he will try and do insta full time.

Also, what did he mean Derek works 40 hours like he was being worked to the bone? My basic is 43! It makes me wonder how many hours Melv usually works? 40 is an average full time job isn’t it?

Is he going back to work? I just can’t bring myself to watch him.

 

[Rosieposey]

Derek works far more hours than The dominatrix and earns more an hour and the poor fucker has two face creams and an eye cream in that whole bedsit!

There's me thinking he was a high earner with all the shopping he does

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Forgive the non-Marionette post here, gang, but has this Garth/athomewithg got a thread please?

 

[Cagayu]

Ma lovelies, would any of you know, please - which one of Marjorie's stories contains the bespoke saga of the Blind Nikita Dug? I'd be pathetically grateful!

I don’t think he’s saved them but I could be wrong

Has he not got any stories up at the moment?

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I missed a full thread! Was off having a baby! what did I miss?
Have I missed a skin care journey?

Aww! Congratulations!

 

[Be More Pacific]

Who is it

Someone quoted it a couple of pages back....

@ourcozylittleplace

It's a tiny account.

 

[Hinchydoyouloveme]

I know im miles behind but I still can't get over the fact he uses a £400 hair dryer and bespoke products to dry that pressure mane

Pressure dunno what work I meant maybe luscious. Was early

 

[L00kform3]

How does he need yet more beauty products?

 

[Poptart]

He fears his demograph perhaps does not smell of wealth?

 

[Bestlife@60]

I know you never see Mario treating Derek! Instead he does him up like a woman with terrible make up and posts it for all to see

Dereks he’s puppet

 

[Dollylollipop]

I didn’t but google helped
Thank you

Honestly it was the only way I could think to tell you then I kept fucking it up

 

[twilightgarden]

She’s furloughed but it will be full pay. But even at that £200 is a lot of money for bath bombs - that’s before you count everything else she’s bought

£20 is a lot on bath bombs never mind £200! I thought she was a carer, didn’t think they got furloughed??
Watched her stories earlier and she’s got more make up and heaps of stuff
She uses those diet pills as well, how dangerous

 

[Jerry Garcia]

First and last word and a with in the middle!

Gottit! Thanks, bestie!

 

[WookieCookie]

Rate

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Rate ma plate so aye ........that needs to be retweeted to jakey teas

 

[cup cake]

There is so you can talk about this awful sounding woman on there and stop cluttering up this thread worse than Mazda's flat

Cleaningwithkidsx

Thoughts?? I find spending £170 on bath bombs abit mental ......

tattle.life

Now back to the always boujee and bespoke Mario

Ohhhhh thanks

 

[Luna25]

Honestly it was the only way I could think to tell you then I kept fucking it up

You didn’t do too bad, 1 quick google search and I got it

 

[Henny Penny]

And the flash showing exactly where he has plastered on the concealer

Oh god yeah!! He’s hilarious

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Youse......youse.....I mean seriously

That e.l.f chat was a chore to listen to! He really needs to rehearse what he’s going to say before he starts wittering on, or at least think before he speaks!
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Ah no!! Imagine the laughs we would be deprived of if Marionette bothered to proof read or spell check ??

 

[Henny Penny]

I actually think it’s just because he does a blank white face! I think if he contoured or warmed the face up better it wouldn’t look at chubby


Think that’s the before! his face is terrible before and after tho!

Oh really?? I cant tell the difference.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

He’s definitely aiming to be seedhills answer to Jamie Geniveve with the make up n shit. He’s a middle aged manboy. Nae budy will he taking tips of advice from you makron. All that make up and skin care and you still look like peewee Herman.

That's doing a disservice to Jamie to be fair lol. I've never seen so much make up and skincare that will likely never be used.