Marions skidders must be reinforced with all that IBS he’s just used dettol spray, bleach and fabulosa all in one together on that bog. No wonder why he’s got a headache bespoke MIGRAINE with all the fumes kicking off in that flat
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It’s Rayn I feel for most. Derek has a voice and could tell Marion to calm it with all the toxicity and that he’s sick of living in a chemical factory. But Rayn is an innocent animal that can’t do that 
it’s cruel as tit. bleeping give the cat a break and lay of all the sprays for a few days.
it’s cruel as tit. bleeping give the cat a break and lay of all the sprays for a few days.
Came to say exactly this! Moaning about his ‘two day headache’ then proceeds to spray about 20 different things in a small space with the windows closed
Such a tit.
Do you not remember he has his 'bespoke' glasses
Aye 4 pairs of them even though he'd read conflicting reviews about their effectiveness. But that's what make oor Melv special - never mind whether a thing may or may not be any good. Never mind trying out one single pair of these specs and see how you get on with them first. He requires multiples of everything and it's just more senseless, vulgar spending on amassing toot.
What’s all the stuff rammed behind the sofa?
Looks like another one of those chunky knit blankets lying on top of something (to hide I assume) plus something navy with a handle? Cabin sized case I’d have guessed but they don’t travel so unlikely.
I get it’s a small 1 bed flat but the lengths he goes to to hide all the junk and tat is wild. Mops and tit down the side of and on top of the fridge, Febreze bottles behind photo frames, clothes airer behind his bedroom door, shark steam mop in the bedroom, shark hoover plus all this crap behind the couch. If he not had one of each item he wouldn’t have to
Mazda’s antics are killing me today 
don’t know if it’s the dyson hairdryer, the stubble that’s got to go, the wink or the huge Deirdre specials 
don’t know if it’s the dyson hairdryer, the stubble that’s got to go, the wink or the huge Deirdre specials 
I’d like the next thread to be called Cleaning with Mario #14 Nae debates.
Those new glasses are absolutely stinking
Those glasses
Me too! I use that spray...I've got long hair thoughOmg I’ve just done the loudest snort when he showed that heat protection hair stuff, for all three of his hairs, he’s laughable!!
God love our Melv, coming onto his stories to say he's got nothing to chat about, then admits he still chats shite! See, I like his honesty, at least he's not pretending he's got loads to do & lots to say!
Still think he should go to Specsavers, though - those new glasses are absoooolutely terrible, so aye!
See, I like his honesty, at least he's not pretending he's got loads to do & lots to say! Still think he should go to Specsavers, though - those new glasses are absoooolutely terrible, so aye!
That sofa gets worse every time you see it! Badly made, trashy, cheap, tacky and a messView attachment 167804
What’s all the stuff rammed behind the sofa?
Looks like another one of those chunky knit blankets lying on top of something (to hide I assume) plus something navy with a handle? Cabin sized case I’d have guessed but they don’t travel so unlikely.
I get it’s a small 1 bed flat but the lengths he goes to to hide all the junk and tat is wild. Mops and tit down the side of and on top of the fridge, Febreze bottles behind photo frames, clothes airer behind his bedroom door, shark steam mop in the bedroom, shark hoover plus all this crap behind the couch. If he not had one of each item he wouldn’t have to
Surely he’s doing this for tattle bait. It has to be a wind up
What the actual duck are those glasses about? They look ridiculous
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Bespoke, Boujie and Bespeckled
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improvements aside. Where have his lips gone? Bottom lol looks crusty and well, maybe need glasses too because can't even see the top lip
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