Apologies if anyone has this sofa, but the style and colour combo is unfortunate.
Pink = ok.
Chesterfield style studding = ok.
Together = puckered bumholes
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Pink = ok.
Chesterfield style studding = ok.
Together = puckered bumholes
Hello ma lovelies! 
So, he's still aff the gram today, but re-posing hunners of Stories aff his army, so aye! 
So, he's still aff the gram today, but re-posing hunners of Stories aff his army, so aye! 
Many many.
Well you get Rayn her Dinner and leave the your ATM to chill. Do something other that post your clutter and tat you twit!!!
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Hang on, highlight wee Mario had the world's most sensitive
I think you're right because hang on,thought wee Mario had the worlds most sensitive skin? So why take advice from someone who has oily skin and appears to have no knowledge, but for himself and his own skin type. he fancies him.
I think you're right because hang on,thought wee Mario had the worlds most sensitive skin? So why take advice from someone who has oily skin and appears to have no knowledge, but for himself and his own skin type. he fancies him.
I agree! If he had even a touch of sensitivity he wouldn’t be able to use all the skincare, fake tan and have tattoo brows!
poor wee deek he looks so uncomfy on that horrible couch that he probably had no say in getting
This reminds me of that thread suggestion....
Early thread suggestion
Marion Potter & the prisoner of Paisley (Derek)
Melvin's branch of Debenhams was featured on BBC news tonight, showing shop floor staff wearing PPE and a supervisor talking about staggering staff start and finish times to cope with social distancing.
And still not a peep from Melv about going back to work. It's so odd. Maybe he's worried to mention it in case the lovelies come out in force expecting hugs and selfies?
And still not a peep from Melv about going back to work. It's so odd. Maybe he's worried to mention it in case the lovelies come out in force expecting hugs and selfies?
I saw that too! It’s weird. He’s not even mentioned that his branch reopened today, no ’good luck today guys, see you on Thursday’.Maybe he has resigned. Also in the news article it said staff had been in making extra space in the store, presumably this has happened over the last week, they would have to update the stock, is he not a visual merchandiser or something, is it not literally his job to stock the rails? Something strange is afoot
Maybe his ultra sensitive skin and awfy bad IBS means he’s on the shielding list and is still furloughed. Nae debates loveliesI saw that too! It’s weird. He’s not even mentioned that his branch reopened today, no ’good luck today guys, see you on Thursday’.Maybe he has resigned. Also in the news article it said staff had been in making extra space in the store, presumably this has happened over the last week, they would have to update the stock, is he not a visual merchandiser or something, is it not literally his job to stock the rails? Something strange is afoot
Very strange!I saw that too! It’s weird. He’s not even mentioned that his branch reopened today, no ’good luck today guys, see you on Thursday’.Maybe he has resigned. Also in the news article it said staff had been in making extra space in the store, presumably this has happened over the last week, they would have to update the stock, is he not a visual merchandiser or something, is it not literally his job to stock the rails? Something strange is afoot
Has he been made redundant maybe?
Even if he still has his job, his spending lately is as through the roof as his IBS.
REMEMBER, HE IS A VERY PRIVATE PERSON!!!!!I saw that too! It’s weird. He’s not even mentioned that his branch reopened today, no ’good luck today guys, see you on Thursday’.Maybe he has resigned. Also in the news article it said staff had been in making extra space in the store, presumably this has happened over the last week, they would have to update the stock, is he not a visual merchandiser or something, is it not literally his job to stock the rails? Something strange is afoot
NAE photos of his Da in hospital including the nurses
NAE photos of Derek in his sick bed
NAE details of his and Derek's place of employment, job roles and shift patterns
NAE sharing of his parents mortgage free financial status
NAE photos of his sisters care home conservatory or hot tub
NAE sharing of the view from his windies thus meaning anyone even vaguely locally can work out where he lives
He is just a VERY private person.
NAE DEBATES!
Mario, poor wee lovely Derek has been at work. Would it hurt you to get off of your backside and feed Rayn? You're not working, it's the least you could've done instead of sitting there laughing at Derek while he's trying to sleep
My personal opinion is that Marlon has pulled a sicky from returning due to IBS, and his very tender, sensitive skin. He has been quiet on the gram as he doesn’t want his boss’s to see he’s actually no that sick. He’s got Deek held prisoner and scared to go to work just in case Deek escapes. Or he is just that skinny, lazy wee bawbag we all no and he just can’t be arsed yet........and needs that wee day aff!! As we all no he loves one a them.
But remember it's also ' all areas of my life now'
Has he lost his job? I hope not - it’s a tough time to find work and I don’t think he has the ability to make a profit out of his ‘influencing’I saw that too! It’s weird. He’s not even mentioned that his branch reopened today, no ’good luck today guys, see you on Thursday’.Maybe he has resigned. Also in the news article it said staff had been in making extra space in the store, presumably this has happened over the last week, they would have to update the stock, is he not a visual merchandiser or something, is it not literally his job to stock the rails? Something strange is afoot
Showing Derek ill in bed was probably his way of setting up the story of him being too ill himself to go back to work. Definitely think he’s been signed off.
Imagine sitting there on them boujee bespoke bumhole sofas, picking up the Chanel book expecting to see some fashion pics n all you get are remnants of cornflakes falling into your lap
Pure lush un. Real. experience ma lovelies Nae debates jus breathe in the wealth
Pure lush un. Real. experience ma lovelies Nae debates jus breathe in the wealth
If you genuinely had a two day headache (I don’t for one minute believe it was a migraine, he would struggle to look at his phone with an actual migraine) why would you continue to throw heavily scented chemicals around your tiny flat. He is an idiot.
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