There is a cartoon worm that wears glasses. He looks exactly like that but cannot find a pic to compare
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A Home Bargains haul to look forward to tomorrow. I can't even begin to imagine what was needed when in the last few months he's acquired a shark steamer, shark handheld, new dinner set, new pots and pans, cereal dispenser, glass jars for his herbs, glass mugs and shelf hooks, shitey shoe storage plus some shitey shoes, a salmon pink rug, jack n danny cushions, wax melt breezeblock burners and melts, reed diffusers galore and extra reeds, an echodot holder, voile curtains, shitey bedding, new basin, collapsible bucket and strainer, his "Melvin" sign for the vanity area, a pink candle, a Louis vuitton cereal box, bathmat set, 2 jack n danny man bags, a tit ton of skincare products, a cleaning caddy and a partridge in a pear tree.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
I almost spat my tea out at his comedy glasses. What a bellend.
Does anyone else recoil from their phone wincing when he does his machine gun fire kisses or is it just me?!
2 reed diffusers bigger than his heed which will last him a life time and a weeks supply eh rustler burgers aswell ma lovelie no counting the bespoke Ava may blush no salmon pink bejoue candle and his double size bigger than a paving stone wax melt for 2 ma lovlie 2 different Ava may scents . But aye and so forth nae debates
See when you see it written down like this, it’s really alarming! Where’s all the dosh coming from!?
And while he's getting right up my nostrils, there's a couple of musings running in my brain, namely
1. Will he send Ronnie Hinch a 1st birthday present - cos he defo owes a lot to his mother? She's sent him books, followers and a congrats on your hunner k handheld shark.
2. Will he ever do a giveaway for his muffia? It's notable that so many others make this gesture but I've never known him to do it.
1. Will he send Ronnie Hinch a 1st birthday present - cos he defo owes a lot to his mother? She's sent him books, followers and a congrats on your hunner k handheld shark.
2. Will he ever do a giveaway for his muffia? It's notable that so many others make this gesture but I've never known him to do it.
I need a new instagrammer to follow cause everyone is so dry at the minute, looks like he has new follower. These comments about the worm have me creased 
is it lowly worm? Cause defo similar
is it lowly worm? Cause defo similarContinued:
Dyson hairdryer, stand for said dryer, stand for the hair straighteners, below vanity shelving, drawer organisers, bucket o pegs, matress protector like bed throw, nylon trackie, flash mop, disney plus
It just goes on and on
I’m impressed and horrified in equal measures that you know all of that.
I wish this was a transferable skill, but sadly, like the new sweatshirt I forgot to mention, i'm obsessed with him
Ha ha! Same!
He did do a giveaway in November 2018 (first and last, I think?), but you will find he does a lot more taking and very little giving nowadays, so aye my lovelie.
1. Aye ma luvlies mario is indeed his real boujie bespoke name
2. Derek has a cannabis ferm on the go in the mystery cupboard. Hence why the hoover n ste mop have been relegated to the living room/bedroom for display purposes
3. Deek is in a permanent state of hypnosis brought upon via ptsd from watching marians IBS go through the roof so often. Those flair boards are ruined
4. Babygurulrayn is in fact an elderly neighbours cat that mario swiped into a b&m carrier bag one day on his way home from a fabulous day of retail therapy finished off with a chippie tea at castle veeeechie. Ryan has remained captive ever since. So aye.
5. Said hoover is a status symbol. It is displayed so remind all of us mere peasants who don’t pay FULL RENT that he is above us. He works FULL TIME don’t you know?
6. Marian pays duck all rent. Wee Deek pays it aw.
So aye ma luvlies that’s aw I’ve goat tae tell youse.
NAE DEBATES
Fucksake. What a load of shite! Apart from the Maltesers, I’d pay to have it taken away
Wasn't there that set of tiny pink suitcases from morrisons?
Yes! and the bootiful bespoke game changer of a mug that graces my avatar! (that he has never shown again since the day he bought it )
Mini beauty fridge. Just the #essenshuls really
Bespoke aka Shite mortgage-free balloons for his mam n dad.Mini beauty fridge. Just the #essenshuls really
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