I thought something was off with the eye colour too
That bleeping hairdo though. What the actual duck.
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That bleeping hairdo though. What the actual duck.
Think it’s some kind of bespoke boujee home ice cream truck. That’s worrying if she is 17 though
I don’t think his nieces are teenagers. I think they’re 6/7/8ish? Maybe ten at most! I properly laughed at out at “Daisy I’ve cream bar” 
I thought the ice cream was ON the truck but it’s on a table and the truck on the floor? It’s honestly messing with my headThink it’s some kind of bespoke boujee home ice cream truck. That’s worrying if she is 17 though
and also they laid out some ice cream and bought a cardboard truck, Melv talks as if they had drawn it themselves or somethingOh is she? Sorry, my mistake I thought she was older, I’ll let them off thenI don’t think his nieces are teenagers. I think they’re 6/7/8ish? Maybe ten at most! I properly laughed at out at “Daisy I’ve cream bar”
Tbf I am 38 and I would appreciate the I've cream bar 
That I’ve cream bar is delusions of a Kardashian style party. TBF the 6 year old will love it, but it’s hardly worthy of an Instagram post, is it?
Please don't mention ice cream truck as I'm now imagining Manbagio and Deek busting some moooves....
More importantly, can anyone decipher from his hideous hand tattoos what his nieces names are!? From a certain angle one looks like it says Velcro but I’m guessing that’s not accurate 
I think they are Daisy and Neve, but they are usually backwards on his storiesMore importantly, can anyone decipher from his hideous hand tattoos what his nieces names are!? From a certain angle one looks like it says Velcro but I’m guessing that’s not accurate
Where would you source that white paint they use to paint the white lines on a football pitch?Derek should be getting pampered
Someone living local-ish definitely needs to get outside their flat and wave a #FreeDerek placard or banner!
You are right! I've been following him and this thread since roughly the beginning of lockdown and he's given me plenty of much needed laughs !#FreeDerek and #FreeRayn So aye....
then we wouldn’t have to rely on him recording someone outside, we’d see as soon as he went near a window Reeeeeaaaaally wish I’d thought of this while they were still clapping for careers!
I was watching in horror, terrified one of the bespoke pamper booties would fall off. I loathe bare feet at the best of times but the idea of Mario’s give me the super fear
I was in a cold sweat, dripping through the flair, so ah wis!Looked like he was practising the can can ready for a wild night oot wae the lassies at the working men’s club.
He looks like a tobacco stained skunk!
I think most of this thread would. #freederek
So many of yezzz have been messaging me about why we both always have the shites.... well.... The Boujeee microwave has been set to the wrong setting by my spohnge and all the chemicals so the rustler burgers are still raw! soo... aye... av nothin else tae tell ye!
Deek is probably unwell because Mario sprayed febreze all over the kitchen while their rustler burgers were sitting on the worktop. 
Wow
That’s a point, I bet the lid just lifts off and it isn’t a proper seal so he’s been having chewy cereal.I’m guessing his cereal dispenser (wtf?
Nae use for his falsers
Nae debatesIf Deek's had a stomach bug he shouldn't be having sugar coated Frosties and milk ffs, Maria should be making him some dry toast or something. But I bet that's too much work and if Maria wants Frosties then that's what Deek's having. Nae debates....
/selfish wee prick
/selfish wee prick
Apparently the cereal goes stale quickly and the dispenser crushes the cereal as it comes out. Definitely a waste of money.I’m guessing his cereal dispenser (wtf?
I imagine it’s probably getting used to dispense cat biscuits now
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