Probably another pure boujee bespoke throw. I’ve never know one occasional chair to have so many accessories on it! What even is that massive white knot he has on it?!
also why has he got a dressing table in his living room? There’s one in the bedroom isn’t there? I’m so confused
Hahaha who looks round their gaff and goes 'Y'know what would set this off..... a MASSIVE WHITE KNOT'Probably another pure boujee bespoke throw. I’ve never know one occasional chair to have so many accessories on it! What even is that massive white knot he has on it?!
He has a bathroom cabinet and a bathmat in there too whilst his doorknob is on the back of a chair in his bedroom. His whole flat is a furniture orgy!also why has he got a dressing table in his living room? There’s one in the bedroom isn’t there? I’m so confused
It’s like Hinch where every fucking lunch she cooks is the kids FAVEIs it me or is everything his ‘absolute fave’ I’ve never even seen him use that dettol foam before?
It's probably a hairball Rayn threw up that got coated in chemicals and the other filth he neglects to clean from around the edges of the room. One day it rolled into the middle of the floor and he has so much shite he just thought it was another of his boojie trinkets and added it to the chair.Probably another pure boujee bespoke throw. I’ve never know one occasional chair to have so many accessories on it! What even is that massive white knot he has on it?!
I laughed so much at this!“Derek loves the Simple range”
Ahh yes Disney plus. Remember when he ruined the ending of Toy Story 4 for the ones who hadn’t seen it? (I hadn’t yet and it pissed me off quite frankly) because in stead of recording his face whilst he spoke for what was literally 15 minutes he recorded the tv.Continued:
Dyson hairdryer, stand for said dryer, stand for the hair straighteners, below vanity shelving, drawer organisers, bucket o pegs, matress protector like bed throw, nylon trackie, flash mop, disney plus
It just goes on and on
Correction: Aw areas ove his life, except his personal life ‘cause he’s a very private person. Oh, and no’ his faimly either ‘cause they’re aw very private people. But everyhin else, and so forth, so aye...It’s not just cleaning with Mario now. It’s “all areas of his life”He’s so pretentious!
He also has a bespoke bathroom cabinet in therealso why has he got a dressing table in his living room? There’s one in the bedroom isn’t there? I’m so confused
Imagine if Through the Keyhole was still running - Lloyd Grossman would have a fucking field day with all that clutter and furniture!Correction: Aw areas ove his life, except his personal life ‘cause he’s a very private person. Oh, and no’ his faimly either ‘cause they’re aw very private people. But everyhin else, and so forth, so aye...
If this is the case, then how did I know Deek took to his bed yesterday because he had rampant diarrhoea?
He also has a bespoke bathroom cabinet in there
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