Don’t forget the Ava May lassie and her boyfriend and their ‘surprise’ visits
Don’t forget the Ava May lassie and her boyfriend and their ‘surprise’ visitsSince I started following him, apart from Mario Kondo & Deek, there has been a sum total of 3 other people in that flat: the carpet fitter, the wallpaper guy & Mother Rendall to pick up that boujee, bespoke mirrored dresser...Now he’s buying 4 shoat glasses fur a big pairty & keeping the Jo Malone “fur guests”Who on earth are these guests of whom he speaks?
A fucking goldmine.And marauding rats & cooncil employees that don’t come immediately when you phone (about said marauding rats) at 3am, but arrive, instead, when yer oot & smash in yer letterboax! Leave it hingin’ aff its hingesIt’s a disgrace, what with him having built that flat fae the groon up, pie-ing FAHL RENT & addin’ thoosands in boujee, bespoke value (remember, whoever moves in after them will be moving in to a “goldmine”)
Nowhere to put it though, that shower room is crammed, kitchen smells of cat shit.It’s a horrible day so he’s putting the clothes in the dryer ?!!
emmm, Mariam, you dry your clothes inside on your clothes drying thingy
He no longer has the floor space to accommodate itIt’s a horrible day so he’s putting the clothes in the dryer ?!!
emmm, Mariam, you dry your clothes inside on your clothes drying thingy
He definitely doesn't read here, no debates ma lovelie.Did someone not say he hasn’t used the dyson hairdryer since he got it and today there he his blow drying his hair
aye but it’s babeeee gurul Raynee’s boujie shit! Smells of the scent “flash bathroom” it’s just another layer of scent to tantalise the senses. So aye ma luvlie.Nowhere to put it though, that shower room is crammed, kitchen smells of cat shit.
What I don’t get is he makes them on TikTok but doesn’t save them to it? His last TikTok on the app was the one he done to Whitney Houston in May!Wtf have I watched this morning with those tiktoks
because he'd get ribbed by the kids on there, they don't want to see someone cleaning their loo or putting on the wash blah blahWhat I don’t get is he makes them on TikTok but doesn’t save them to it? His last TikTok on the app was the one he done to Whitney Houston in May!
The rat tat flat really is a genuine assault course. Assault in more ways than one... on the senses too!His hair surely must be dry by the time he gets out the shower and walks three paces to the bedroom, especially with all the latest bathroom obstacles he has to get around. Must add 5 minutes onto the journey.
He’ll be signing up for Ninja Warrior in no time!The rat tat flat really is a genuine assault course. Assault in more ways than one... on the senses too!
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