That stool fuhl of melts stank oaf desperation and regret hen, auld beaky knows he rocked the boat tae far with his only link tae the influencer world in Hannah. Back-pedalling faster than a Ferrari in reverse, so aye.
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It’s 8:45 and these melts are in bed watching tv. Mario, you’re boring af.
Also
New York America
#factual
Also
New York America
#factual
Ma wains are still ootside terrorising the neighbours* and these wee twats are aw cosy in bed. It’s pyoor daylight!!
*no really, we don’t live in Beirut ma hens. They’re good enough wains
I refuse to believe how bald his legs and his head is going that that is his arm.. dom boi is that you?
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Someone said other day about that ONE and ONLY hate page was going about for a while and then there’s been nothing? I’ve forgot the name of it but wonder if it was actually Marion behind it.
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Lives in a sh1tflat house, thinks he's besties wi Amy Winehouse, also.
Lives in a sh1t
As if he's ever out to even near 9
Hello ma lovelies
Just catching up as I was focusing my 99% bleep self on K Price. His posts again show he is hard of basic literacy.
My 6 - It’s sort of a Mario and Katie Price mash up from my two main Tattle threads 🫣
This post is dedicated to oor Madge, who once she meets Beak and Deek at the show may well be turned become one of his wummin.
Enjoy the cheeseboard and see if you can get a pic inside the Monica cupboard. Mwah mwah
Just catching up as I was focusing my 99% bleep self on K Price. His posts again show he is hard of basic literacy.
My 6 - It’s sort of a Mario and Katie Price mash up from my two main Tattle threads 🫣
This post is dedicated to oor Madge, who once she meets Beak and Deek at the show may well be turned become one of his wummin.
Enjoy the cheeseboard and see if you can get a pic inside the Monica cupboard. Mwah mwah
What with Mario's massive nose, Crystal Meth with her camel hoof, we've now got his dad with humongous ears 
What a family
And look at that narcissist with his name on his top
What a family And look at that narcissist with his name on his top
Ah thought his da was wearing nail polish thenWhat with Mario's massive nose, Crystal Meth with her camel hoof, we've now got his dad with humongous ears
And look at that narcissist with his name on his top
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A think the top says Man from BooHooMan ma lovelieWhat with Mario's massive nose, Crystal Meth with her camel hoof, we've now got his dad with humongous ears
And look at that narcissist with his name on his top
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As an *ahem* OG on this app, he did say at the time he bought it because it looks like his name. Also.A think the top says Man from BooHooMan ma lovelie
How nice for him to wear a fresh pair of car wash leggings for the occasion.
Feck off you sad, ugly weirdo.
I know the weather has gone full on autumnal but Summer hasn’t even officially started yet.Sad bastard.
In case anyone was in doubt with the wee button mushroom lolA think the top says Man from BooHooMan ma lovelie
Also lol at Krystal chandelier crossing her leg covering the huge camel toe
Ah will be Misfit Jaws long lost twin, so aye #factualHello ma lovelies
Just catching up as I was focusing my 99% bleep self on K Price. His posts again show he is hard of basic literacy.
My 6 - It’s sort of a Mario and Katie Price mash up from my two main Tattle threads 🫣
This post is dedicated to oor Madge, who once she meets Beak and Deek at the show may well be turned become one of his wummin.
Enjoy the cheeseboard and see if you can get a pic inside the Monica cupboard. Mwah mwah
Autumn already hens, will need tae tella weans summer holidays ur ower afore they started #factual
Ah I love it when Mario goes all anti-summer because he lives in a sweltering rancid shoebox and daren’t open the windows because his cat hates him so much that she’d rather risk death by throwing herself out of the window than staying in the same room as him.
This weather really needs to buck its ideas up, if only because it annoys Mario so much.
This weather really needs to buck its ideas up, if only because it annoys Mario so much.
Next thread title and nae debates, jist pyoor bougee
So transparent that after his huff with Hannah the other day he's now beeb obsessively posting Ava May stuff 
Clearly done a classic Mario and acted like a witch then the fear kicked in a couple of days later when he realised he needs Hannah and Hinch so now he's non stop arse licking.
No words about the autumn cushion cover. We knew it was coming. Nae debates.
Clearly done a classic Mario and acted like a witch then the fear kicked in a couple of days later when he realised he needs Hannah and Hinch so now he's non stop arse licking. No words about the autumn cushion cover. We knew it was coming. Nae debates.
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