I'm so glad he's told us it's his Fuckwit year, can someone cleverer than me incorporate that into a thread title?
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He huz a duck it year every year…as in he fucks it all up consistently
Poor pussy was probably buzzing thinking the fat twit wasn’t coming back and couldn’t eat through pure excitement of never seeing his gormless face again
Can someone please tell him we’re nearly in April. He’s had 3 months and the only thing he’s done differently is go on one road trip and spend 3 hours with Hinch. If that’s all he can muster up in 3 months I assume the 7 day holiday accounts for the rest of the year. I’m really struggling with his concept of a duck it year. He’s a pure wee idiot.
Christ I don’t need a duck it year and I’ve got that many things on, everything has come at once (I’m not moaning, I love that my friends/family have things to celebrate), add in being ill at the start the year which I’m still not over, do you think I could send Maz in my place to some of these weddings/parties/holidays? At least it would give him something different to do. Ma pals would never forgive me though
Christ I don’t need a duck it year and I’ve got that many things on, everything has come at once (I’m not moaning, I love that my friends/family have things to celebrate), add in being ill at the start the year which I’m still not over, do you think I could send Maz in my place to some of these weddings/parties/holidays? At least it would give him something different to do. Ma pals would never forgive me though
I love that him and hannah had to buy Hinch a bracelet for hosting them! You shouldn't need to buy a friend a gift just to be able to go and see them!
From Hannah's stories...
"We were there longer than we were meant to be."
"That's my wax melt box, you can take a picture of it if you want."
Going by these statements alone a) They were allocated a time slot and b) Soph controlled the photography.
But yeah, pals.
"We were there longer than we were meant to be."
"That's my wax melt box, you can take a picture of it if you want."
Going by these statements alone a) They were allocated a time slot and b) Soph controlled the photography.
But yeah, pals.
Every year is fuckwit year when you’re Mario, you don’t need a bespoke keyring for that.I thought the keyring said fuckwit
And the ungrateful witch didn't even bother to publicly thank them. It'll probably be at Maldon tip already. They, of course got nothing from her, not even a half used bottle of sea press vacay vibes.
Thought this was Hinchs account for a minute
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It’s his over excited, show off face. He pulled the exact same one when he went to London with Hannah and did that hilarious phone box skit whilst wearing his salmon pink tracksuit and clompy trainers.
That raises a question. Does he look better in salmon pink or lilac? Personally i think he would look nicest of all with a black bin bag over his head
With a nice little cable tie choker
I didn't see the bracelet, anyone ss?
What the duck is with the running his strangler hands over the bedding. Creepy fucker.
*shudder*
*shudder*
It was on hannahs stories they got it from the same place as Mario's fuckwit keyring
He's trying his best to morph into Hinch, the sad bastard.
lt looks weird seeing a bloke run his hand over bedding like that, the little creep
lt looks weird seeing a bloke run his hand over bedding like that, the little creep
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