Have I missed something? Whit exactly is he dain? Apairt fae being a total knob end.
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This will be handy for keeping the one key he has (the one for Derek’s front door) organised.
duck off Mario. You’re embarrassing yourself.
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He really is. 40 years old and acting like a kid
This is sooo cringe
Also Martin, I'm pretty sure Stacey Soloman said she was having a duck it year (I think more than likely so she could get around her gifted hols) - can't remember if it was last year or this year but you have taken said motto from her. Not one original thought in that empty flat head of his
ALSO, what has he actually said duck it to? A trip across the pond to Maldon for an hour and home again?
He has been on no holidays, no weekend trips, no nights out with friends - his duck it year has consisted of the same tit he has always done. B&M, Castle Avicci & getting cosy at 6pm. If thats a duck it year then I'd hate to see a non duck it year.
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I thought the keyring said fuckwit 
So they were apparently at Hinch ''Farm'' for 7 or 8 hours. Yeah ok.
and she looks as weird af with the filter on, one blurry eye and one full-on black eye.
and she looks as weird af with the filter on, one blurry eye and one full-on black eye.
A weekend with Beak and Deek described as wholesome?
That's noooo my adjective Hannah hen. Mebbes try one of these
Sweary
Smelly
Illiterate
Shouty
Performative
Dense
Needy
Challenging
Still, you probably deserve a medal for driving them doon. The stinks of Moanio, all trapped in the hot box that is your car. I'd nooo like the idea of breathing in that death breath and the bespoke gingivitis from the back, the flammable polyester troosers on consecutive wear day 5575349642, sharts and his hunners of scents sprayed all over himself to impress Zopha
#fuckityear2024
#fuckoffyeah?!
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That's noooo my adjective Hannah hen. Mebbes try one of these
Sweary
Smelly
Illiterate
Shouty
Performative
Dense
Needy
Challenging
Still, you probably deserve a medal for driving them doon. The stinks of Moanio, all trapped in the hot box that is your car. I'd nooo like the idea of breathing in that death breath and the bespoke gingivitis from the back, the flammable polyester troosers on consecutive wear day 5575349642, sharts and his hunners of scents sprayed all over himself to impress Zopha
#fuckityear2024
#fuckoffyeah?!
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Did he huv they leggings and that off white fleecy thing on yesterday as well ? Manky wee bastirt
Now they can put your ugly face to your name 
Yes, back to your normal hum drum life
Yes, back to your normal hum drum life
Beak lives in a house, a very big house, no that's the Cunties #singithens
There’s no way he was there for 7/8 hours with all the travelling to and from Doncaster or wherever. I reckon 3 hours at the most.
I wonder if the Ava may account lost followers with that bespoke bleep rant Mario went on?
More like the ugly bastard sister
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Is he compromising his security by giving a sneak peak of his full time joab
Fuhl rent, fuhl time joab, chock fuhl a shite and nae debates. Good afternoon ma lovelies!
It probably was a 7-8hr day. 6hrs total travelling and 2hrs 'having a brew with their pal Soph.'
I think Mario is the ugly sister not cinders.
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