Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

[Little Miss Planner]

3 thoughts from me ....

1. Wallpaper in a bathroom....no!
2. The hallway, sorry, high footfall area is actually bigger than the bathroom
3. What the hell is all the wiring next to the sink? It looks a right mess (not to mention the inside of the radiator that's still white 🫢)

 

[honey&lemon]

Wallpaper in a bathroom gives me the boak

Maybe from halfway height or on a wall not near a toilet is fine, but all around the toilet is just

 

[Babybail93]

Wallpaper in a bathroom gives me the boak

Maybe from halfway height or on a wall not near a toilet is fine, but all around the toilet is just

No chance of getting dribbles on it at least. They both sit doon tae piss

 

[Noseycow2020]

Is it my Kerry katonas or is the high foot fall area ceiling been painted grey also

 

[Madge2022]

Dust collectors!

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Anyone wishing that cabinet falls oan his head while he's sitting on the cludgie? No, neither am I.

It's very underwhelming. The Lionel Blair in cludgie is different shade from the Lionel Richie in the high footfall area. First rule of influencing Beak, don't mix up your Lionels. Overall it's now Lionel Messi. #factual

 

[ScottishMammy92]

Painting the cooncil 20 year auld radiator bespokely black to match the bespokely hand sharpied cooncil entry system (or buzzer if ye will) to match the vision.

The blurry filter has been used for a reason Marion (we all know you've been scrolling here all night calling us bleep trolls and probably pacing your high footfall area) because the place is a death trap.

Put in for a move. Save yourself.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

duck me, I ken he lives in squats in Deeks small bedsit but how does a normal-sized adult fit in that bathroom?! There’s more room in ma wain’s playhoose in ma garden!

Cannae wait tae see the top oaf this storage cluttered with all his usual shite also. Bet she’s already brought mare baskets tae fit up there. Hard of English, hard of space.

 

[Madge2022]

3 thoughts from me ....

1. Wallpaper in a bathroom....no!
2. The hallway, sorry, high footfall area is actually bigger than the bathroom
3. What the hell is all the wiring next to the sink? It looks a right mess (not to mention the inside of the radiator that's still white 🫢)

Looks like a phone line ma lovelie, gies a new meaning tae talking tae God in the cludgie efter a night oan the lethal

 

[Daisy Uncle]

duck me, I ken he lives in squats in Deeks small bedsit but how does a normal-sized adult fit in that bathroom?! There’s more room in ma wain’s playhoose in ma garden!

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Cannae wait tae see the top oaf this storage cluttered with all his usual shite also. Bet she’s already brought mare baskets tae fit up there. Hard of English, hard of space.

Why has he got one of those, only grannies have them now. Needs to get some buckled shelves in there. And why didn't he change his old radiator for a towel radiator. Whhhy the mis matched floor also. The thing he's got his hand wash on not fitting in the sink is so funny.

 

[ohdoris]

“Whether your home is council or owned by the bank” Tell me you are a salty witch and can’t get a mortgage without telling me……

 

[muscadet]

Owned by the bank

 

[ChubClubThug]

He still hasn't been on a handle journey then...

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Does he actually ken that mortgages can be paid off? IYDKTGTK. They're like Klarna for hooses if that helps. Hard of personal finance.

 

[ScottishMammy92]

Owned by the bank

What a wee witch. At least in the next 10 years our home will be owned by us ya wee prick. We bought our forever home 10 years ago and we've spent a sensible amount renovating it into our dream family home. And unfortunately for you Maid Marion you can spend as much money as you like on shite lino the only place your bedsit will be going is into skips when the council tear it down.

Its not even your flat its Derek's

 

[mammaof3]

Well I wouldn't have bothered

All he's done is swap his white tat for black tat.

and I knew he wouldn't show off the whole of the bathroom

But yes Mario I will simply enjoy for now...

Nay ma laddie. The bank used to own mine. chef's kiss mate.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I don't have to ask the bank for permission if I want to make major building changes to my house. I can do what i like when I like. And it adds value for when I decide to sell it to make myself a few quid, or upgrade to something better

 

[ScottishMammy92]

I don't have to ask the bank for permission if I want to make major building changes to my house. I can do what i like when I like. And it adds value for when I decide to sell it to make myself a few quid, or upgrade to something better

He's hard of English, hard of maths - he doesn't understand how mortgages work babe. He must think the bank own it forever and you just avoid paying for it like he does his Klarna bills. He canny smell your wealth because all he can smell is the three types of febreeze he sprayed in the high footfall toilet hallway to cover the smell of the doop ava may scents he's burning in the storage facility that is the living room.

 

[RubySky478]

Looks like he didn’t show us the circuit board and wires still exposed in the hall- just caught a glimpse of them reflected in the bathroom mirror.

I don’t understand why he doesn’t spend a small amount of money to get things like these and the kitchen boiler boxed in.

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I was going to say, what the hell is all that?!

 

[mammaof3]

I honestly think he's 2 sandwiches short of a picnic...

New York in America.

 

[Babybail93]

OWNED BY THE BANK screaming!

Maz, I’m 5 years older than you and mortgage free. Got the copy of the deeds and everything my dear. I’ve also raised and paid for 3 kids in that time. What do you have to show but a spray painted black radiator in your flat OWNED BY PAISLEY COONCIL

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