Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

[mammaof3]

New thread courtesy of @Ferguson
With credit to @geezabreak

Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

He’s following the nutritionist for parenting advice of course. Ryan is their fur baby

tattle.life

I cannae recall much so feel free to add more.

We know he has been purchasing tat for a new decorating journey and then he posted that it was stored behind the Roblox sofa.

Late Feb he had a secret, drum roll, it was a new bumming fort, DanYell gifted him another corner suite.
(The Roblox sofa was gifted June 23.)

It seems he is to venture South next month to meet up with Soph 'The Farmer' Hinch.
Assumably his BBF 'H' is taking them down and maybe Deek is coming along for the ride.

 

[Chez300]

Right, can one of you lovelies let me know the room layout, considering the size I’m still confused

I think:
1 - living room (where the bleep washings live)
2 -Kitchen
3- bathroom (with added toilet cistern)
4 - bedroom

 

[mammaof3]

I think.
4 Is the kitchen.
3 is the living room as when you open up the front door which is opposite your no3 you can see it.
2 the bedroom of dreams, as it still has crapet.
1 is the bathroom of horrors.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Right, can one of you lovelies let me know the room layout, considering the size I’m still confused
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I think:
1 - living room (where the bleep washings live)
2 -Kitchen
3- bathroom (with added toilet cistern)
4 - bedroom

I assume-

1. Bedroom
2. Bathroom Shower room
3. Living/laundry/suitcase storage room
4. Leads out the front door to Junkieville

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Her kitchen faces the front beside her living room. I've seen her in the wild cooking stovies when I was oan the train tae Paisley.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Right, can one of you lovelies let me know the room layout, considering the size I’m still confused
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I think:
1 - living room (where the bleep washings live)
2 -Kitchen
3- bathroom (with added toilet cistern)
4 - bedroom

1 is the bathroom, 2 is the boudoir where the magic/tragic hapoens, 3 is the sitting room, 4 is the kitchen.
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It's terrible that I know this also

 

[Forthrlols]

Actually looks better all cleared out just paint and leave it

Think it's
4 bedroom
3 livingroom
2 kitchen
1 toilet

Opening the front door can see straight through to livingroom. Just a guess tho

 

[blueblue]

1 parlour
2 piano room
3 master bedroom
4 WC

Ygtk x

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Does she still have her bespoke boogeee Joseph and Joseph bin jammed up against her fridge?

 

[mammaof3]

Spoiler: HB haul.

Spoiler: Layout of the bedsit.

Spoiler: tit chat.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Spoiler: HB haul.

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Spoiler: Layout of the bedsit.

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Spoiler: tit chat.

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Ma arteries took a bespoke clogging just looking at that meal.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I laugh every time he refers to “the whole entire hoose”. A) it’s not a hoose, and B) the entirely of it is about the same size as most people’s kitchen.

What I don’t know but would like to get to know (IYKYK) is what are these wires everywhere?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I laugh every time he refers to “the whole entire hoose”. A) it’s not a hoose, and B) the entirely of it is about the same size as most people’s kitchen.

What I don’t know but would like to get to know (IYKYK) is what are these wires everywhere?

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CCTV system in case her security is compromised and one of the junkies try to get in to steal her Pesetas from behind her couch.

Sorry, she breached her ain security.

 

[muscadet]

Does he no realise looking at those photos that the high footfall area and the “bathroom” with nae bath looks better without all the clutter!!! Stop trying to polish a shite!!

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

I laugh every time he refers to “the whole entire hoose”. A) it’s not a hoose, and B) the entirely of it is about the same size as most people’s kitchen.

What I don’t know but would like to get to know (IYKYK) is what are these wires everywhere?

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I think the buildings are so old they are pre-wiring and the cooncil widnae pay fur channeling in.

Ma wee hens a huv been away oan a cheeky city break fur ma anniversary. Hud tae get hame as ma wains huv big matches thee morra iykyk

Glad tae see I didnae miss Marion doing anything with his weekend. Illiterate fat cuckoo

 

[SuzyE]

That decluttered bathroom is so much better. Read and learn from us, Mario

Defrosted, uncooked oven chips

 

[hazelw]

Is his carrier bag shaking like a shitting dog

 

[Babybail93]

Not just freshened my lovelies, UTTERLY freshened such a bleeping whopper she is

 

[AllieBee]

That decluttered bathroom is so much better. Read and learn from us, Mario

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Defrosted, uncooked oven chips

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Wtf is that round thing on Deeks plate? That's such a typical Deek n Beak meal no greenery in sight

 

[Skyflier6727]

There was something else in that savers bag hens and I huv tae know what it is. He cannae do a hauf haul. I’ll no sleep the night