Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Curly

Surely it’s not just me that thinks when someone is getting a new bathroom that they are getting the full works? New flooring, walls, lights, bathroom suite?? Not just a wee change of colours. I change my bathrooms (smell the wealth) up regularly and saving up for my ensuite to get a full refurb. But then I own my house outright so I don’t need to ask the council if I can use my petty cash on that
Imagine the highlight of your weekend is showing off your new toilet decor from the range he is not the full shilling as my wee granny would say
 
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blueblue



I, BoyBabyBail Auntie, am in dire need of someone trained in nails after decorating ma bespoke wee boy's bedrooms all day. He just wants it full of influencer shite, including that weird fake Ikea plant Maria has despite our fucking amazing front and back gardens, but he's 12 so I allow his vision. Tell you what though, would I fuck be putting in as much effort if this bank owned home wasn't my wee boy's inheritance one day.

To each their own but give it a rest Maria hen.
 
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Status:PiningTheBog

Could nae agree more if I tried hen. We were wished a bespoke amount via inheritance, some came from the sale of our small flat in favour of our bigger house (smell the wealth!) we have a mortgage but this hoose is ours, OURS. It maybe a few more flairs in the high footfall areas before we technically own, but yeah, it’s ours. Signed. Santander mortgage dept. Mwah
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

What is the sign saying above the bathroom door? Wash your … my Kerry Katrina’s can’t work it out.
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Is that more towels hanging or a shower curtains? If he is so happy why does is content always seem blurry or expanded to make it bigger than it is?
 

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pinkwaferbiscuit

I’m sure it’s ’wash your hands you filthy animal’ but ‘wash your hands but don’t youse the Jo Molane’ would have been a better reminder for wee Deek.
 
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esstee

When I think of all the money Mario wastes it gives me the utter fear. For obvious reasons, he obviously isn't in a position to move our of that flat - i.e. him and Deek are not financially able to get a mortgage but why waste so much money on all the tacky landfill shite. If he stopped buying diffusers and fake bloody plants, he could have actually spent the money making a bit of proper difference to that bathroom. There are so many space saving options. I'd have gone with an integrated sink and toilet unit along that back wall. Would look more sleek, less cluttered and would also give quite a wee bit of hidden storage. Basically have your bathroom hardware and and as little else as possible. Even in a large bathroom I wouldnt want towels on display on my wall etc. He is so sheltered that he thinks a new bit of lino and some black plastic accessories is a full renovation!
 
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peachy-keen

Is it just me, or does he seem to not be as hyped about this change? Usually we see his ugly mug parading about and telling us where everything is from. His bespoke reveal was as disappointing as Mario himself.

also.
 
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AllieBee

I find it really funny that he gets so triggered what we say on here. He really does lead a sad little life when he cares what a bunch of women cunts on the intermet say and moreover feels the need to try and clap back on his page. He's a little narc who thinks he's perfect and thinks everyone else should think he's perfect too. It really really triggers him that we take the piss and see straight through him.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

I’m crying the grand reveal.. how’s it taken a whole week for some handyman to put up some wallpaper and stick down some Lino on 1m square bathroom . It barely looks any different. The painted radiator is the wee cherry on the bodged cake.
Meanwhile we are house hunting for a 4 bed because we’ve paid the bank enough of our mortgage now to be able to upsize .
Hes such a wee jealous fool.
 
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Laura VanderBooben

He is such a wee fanny...factual

Why is the mirror so misshapen . It's not just me, right? I haven't got Kerry Katonas have I.


I can't believe I almost thought it actually looked half decent in the video, and then you see it in a picture...What the actual fuck is that ugly wallpaper

 
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Madge2022

Wash your three hairs.
 
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Cinpab

Me ma lovely however it’s in the downstairs toilet of my mortgage free 4 bed detached (smell the wealth) but I made sure we half tiled so I could wipe off the piss splashes.
* just took a quick pic for you lot, I don’t do instagram, apologies it’s not insta perfect
 

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Madge2022

Ur youse no compromising your security wi that pichure ma lovelie, ah hope that isnae an AvaMay doops diffuser
 
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