Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Doesn’t he go to work in those leggings :sick:

spends hundreds if not thousands on shite for the flat, Jo moLANE advent calendars, Dyson hairdryers, countless trainers and “uggs” and yet has one pair of trousers to wear, even to Sadie’s Mother’s Day dinner.
 
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God those leggings must be pyoor honking and stinking the day , never away from his explosive ass 🤮 and what the hell is the outfit, literally none of it matches and he has the audacity to call himself boujee
 
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I would honestly go as far as to say that Hinches boot room is bigger than his bathroom 🙃 claustrophobic just looking at it 😵💫
 
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So he had 2 lady decorators. Did he not want men in case they lured wee Deek away or did he think they’d fancy the Scottish goddess that is our Marion. Maybe he couldn’t deal with 2 alpha male decorators. Most likely only wee lassies would fit in that pokey hole 🤭
 
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He really does believe he gives out good content.

Patting himself on the back for talentless design choices is a Mario speciality.


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Going out in his carwash pants and fake Ugg slippers.

100% functioning dimwit.
 
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He really does believe he gives out good content.

Patting himself on the back for talentless design choices is a Mario speciality.

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Going out in his carwash pants and fake Ugg slippers.

100% functioning dimwit.
He's a disgrace to gaykind. I look like I've been dug up today after to many leathal🍹and still manage to throw on a better outfit than this minger.
God knows where minger has come from, not heard it in years. But that is what he is. Minging.
 
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I’m sorry but when has it ever been appropriate to wear nike trackies with a bleeping shirt and Ugg slippers?! The fact he’s posted this means he must think that all matches and looks good? I’ve never saw anything like it in my life!
 
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Beakys got some squint😂The leggings must be thread bare at the erse hens or they’ve got a reinforced panel😂pyure stinking a sharts piss drops and jizz😂
 
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God those leggings must be pyoor honking and stinking the day , never away from his explosive ass 🤮 and what the hell is the outfit, literally none of it matches and he has the audacity to call himself boujee
Dirty sweatpants that have been worn for several days in a row and the stench of BO masked by expensive perfume that smells cheap on him.

Imagine living in a tit hole like Paisley with some ropey characters and you walk out like that!? Face caked in bronzer, skintight purple leggings and uggs waiting for the McGills😆 🤣
 
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Imagine going for a belated Mother's day celebration and making yer poor auld maw cook for yourself. You'd think Sadie's spawn would treatit her the way he treat's himself.
 
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Doesn’t he go to work in those leggings :sick:

spends hundreds if not thousands on shite for the flat, Jo moLANE advent calendars, Dyson hairdryers, countless trainers and “uggs” and yet has one pair of trousers to wear, even to Sadie’s Mother’s Day dinner.
He's too fat for any of his other trousers ma lovelie.
 
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the legging started as joggers! nae debates!

they have been in the bleep washing so many times they have biodegraded tae lilac leggings!
 
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Imagine making yer maw wait an extra week for Mothers Day and then aw turning up at her door expecting a three course Sunday lunch 🙈

His brothers house could easy hold them all and the three of them could have pitched in and done a course each. Or better yet - instead of living in yer lilac leggings why don't you book a nice restaurant?

Poor Sadie didnae even get a bespoke Castlevicci
 
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Hens, IDKBINTGTK, what the actual duck is on that plate? Is that lasagna with Yorkshire pudding and onion rings? Or a shite Sunday dinner with onion rings? Looks like he’s been to the all you can eat buffet and put a bit of everything on it.
Ya maw can ram her dinner up her hoop hen, it looks bleeping disgusting. Can’t wait to see what dog shite she serves up for dessert.
 
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