Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.

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Happy mother's day to all you vile troll cunts that huv weans! I myself have 3 and yet ma shelf is barren of cairds proving beyond doubt that I'm wan of the 99%. I'm a bleep and proud 😂
 
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On this bespoke dayn of Mothers, as we appreciate oor Maws & weans if we choose or are able to, I take a boujee moment to think about sad Sadie.

She's spent every single day for 40 years wishing she'd swallowed it also.

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Deid behind the eyes, since huving Beak's misshaped heid and Pinocchio nose coming oot her Shereen Nanjiani. Ah bet she needed 50 stitches efter Beak's birth.

Happy maw day tae aw you Jim Delahunts oan this vile app. Mr Madge away oot wi his pals and left me hame alane wi a sick wean. Troll behaviour and nae debates.

Much love for those missing a loved one today ♥
 
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Would most folk no post a pic of them wi their ma? He could've taken a lovely selfie o the baith o them when she popped roon the other day tae his luvlie non stinky hoose flat. Oh no wait...
 
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Deid behind the eyes, since huving Beak's misshaped heid and Pinocchio nose coming oot her Shereen Nanjiani. Ah bet she needed 50 stitches efter Beak's birth.

Happy maw day tae aw you Jim Delahunts oan this vile app. Mr Madge away oot wi his pals and left me hame alane wi a sick wean. Troll behaviour and nae debates.

Much love for those missing a loved one today ♥
Jim Delahunt’s … I am deceased 😂😂

question is the maw one of the 99% 🤔 cause with that maths l thinks she could be
 
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On this bespoke dayn of Mothers, as we appreciate oor Maws & weans if we choose or are able to, I take a boujee moment to think about sad Sadie.

She's spent every single day for 40 years wishing she'd swallowed it also.

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Happy bleep Day ma lovelies. I’m staying in ma bleep Laine to point out that stripper shoe Sadie’s right hand looks like the bottom of an old tree. FACTUAL

ALSO 🥔💙
 
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Happy bleep Day ma lovelies. I’m staying in ma bleep Laine to point out that stripper shoe Sadie’s right hand looks like the bottom of an old tree. FACTUAL

ALSO 🥔💙
Like Mrs Hinch’s rancid hands. They give me the boak. I wonder if Hinch will “cook” fae Marion when she is staying? I couldn’t eat anything Hinch had touched with her skeletor hands
 
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Utterly affronted that Marion isn’t thinking of all is cunts on this dayn of dawn Mother’s Day and so forth?????


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Never message this page again !!!
 
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Happy Mother's Day to all you beauts c*nts. kiss kiss.

The original c*nt Sadie.

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I have resting witch face masel so shouldn't throw stones but oor Sadie always has a face like she's seriously questioning her life choices. I mean she did bring Meidre into this world so it's understandable, also.
 
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Happy Mothers Day fellow cunts! Except you Maz, you're just an asexual, ugly, nasty bleep and you don't count.
 
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Posting Sadie oan her holidays or out somewhere boogee with someone else as if he's taken her oot.

Bet the fat slag doesn't even bother her arse to go doon the shire to visit her never mind take her away on holiday or even out for a meal paid for by him solely.
God that English was shocking - I'm contracting bespoke hard of English too.
 
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Happy Cunts Day tae Aw you ither baby mamas in this vile troll virus community!

Here’s a wee investing lesson for you Marion, since you’re in tae such passions these days so aye. Ah’ve investit and goat 4 weans. Means 4 times as much chocolate for ma vile troll moo tae scoff. Aye, ma pelvic flare’s nae the same but huv ye seen the price of a box of chocolates these days? Good return 👌🏻

MrMac’s still away in that place abroad (blocked and reportit that vile troll 👌🏻 gonna tell him tae get a full time joab like oor Mario’s instead!) so ma eldest has done the Mother’s Day legwork. Floowers, chocolates, cairds and he’s goat me a wee new mug tae. If you’re looking fur hints, Mazda, he might be able tae help, since you’re no the favourite son an Aw that, so aye! Wee cherub so he is.
 
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I’m just thinking oot loud on this bleep day ma lovelies, and ma fur baby kitten has got more beds and a bigger shitter than Marion 😉💅

FACTUAL 🥔💙
 
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