He's just shuffling around in the high footfall trying to find a space for the lantern x
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Another year trying to make International Women's Day about himself, still can't spell ally though
Beak will be boaby sniffing when Deek comes home the night.
What happened to the big day pot at ibrox and down the Louden
Ma lovelies, I’m in that place abroad (from me). Flew into Edinburgh and today we rented a car to head further north. Ma wee non-Deek was wondering why I kept excitedly pointing out all the Paisley signs as we drove along. He’s promised me that if I eat all ma criss and joos for ma tea then we can visit before we go home to our hoose that is actually a hoose.
Did go to The Shire today (AKA Ayr) and ah treatit masel to a bespoke cake from a nice bakery for a belated International bleep Women Day. Also passed Lagoon Fish and Chips. Big day. Felt like I was following in the size 5 knock off Goochi footsteps of our own Fatboy Fat.
Spotted this sign so I’m thinking that Mario isn’t the only Ayrhead who speaks like he does. No pure affrontedness to the trolls from The Shire. Don't message ma page again. Capeesh?
Did go to The Shire today (AKA Ayr) and ah treatit masel to a bespoke cake from a nice bakery for a belated International bleep Women Day. Also passed Lagoon Fish and Chips. Big day. Felt like I was following in the size 5 knock off Goochi footsteps of our own Fatboy Fat.
Spotted this sign so I’m thinking that Mario isn’t the only Ayrhead who speaks like he does. No pure affrontedness to the trolls from The Shire. Don't message ma page again. Capeesh?
Money well spent and invested in 
Do you seriously think investing money in that council flat will make money for you?. What a stupid idiot you are
Do you seriously think investing money in that council flat will make money for you?. What a stupid idiot you are
Invested in… You invest in a home you own with plans to eventually sell or pass down to children. Please tell me how painting a high footfall area is investing in a council flat you don’t own and can’t sell??
His use of the English language offends me.
His use of the English language offends me.
I’m in that place Abroad - the Caribbean to be exact and in an attempt to stop myself partaking in the all inclusive cocktails and never ending snacks I treatit maself & booked a bespoke facial at the hotel spa. The lady was very good, and I feel very relaxed and my face is all soft, but her serum application technique was all “tappy tappy”, like when Martin goes on one of his bespoke skincare monologues. Every time she started tappy-tapping I snorted with laughter & she stopped. She clearly thought I was completely bonkers by the end of it all. I had to give her a $50 tip to redeem myself.
He definitely reads here!Money well spent and invested in
Do you seriously think investing money in that council flat will make money for you?. What a stupid idiot you are
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Invested?
Warren All-You-Can-Eat Buffett.
Warren All-You-Can-Eat Buffett.
He's so thick, that block will be knocked down/fall down in a few years.Money well spent and invested in
Do you seriously think investing money in that council flat will make money for you?. What a stupid idiot you are
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That day is the day we all have to make a trip. Then we can line up when the bulldozing takes place and yell WHAAAAAAAY!
Marzipan built fae the groon up and we shall watch in non colour it crashing to the groon and so forth so aye nae debatesThat day is the day we all have to make a trip. Then we can line up when the bulldozing takes place and yell WHAAAAAAAY!
Grinch decorations, vacuum cleaners, wax Melts and salt & pepper pots flying all over Paisley.That day is the day we all have to make a trip. Then we can line up when the bulldozing takes place and yell WHAAAAAAAY!
Tbh I'd understand a bit if they were going to live there forever, but they're not, the block is at the end of its life. Hopefully he'll barricade himself in, be on the tv showing himself up. Again.
He keeps trying to convince us that the cat likes him
This wee fool. We have a 3 bed front and back door hoose and looking to move in the next year so we aren’t doing anything else.. not even painting cause nae point INVESTING when we are gonna move. Does the mushroom not understand what investing actually means. You get your money back/make money.
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