Right, one of youse living up there had better be at Castelvecchi every Monday between 4.30 and 7pm, no excuses. Sit and wait for them, and the same goes for March, next year. He will go because he's a broke fat bleep who loves a freebie.
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Why do the chips always look anaemic everywhere he goes?? Does he ask for them to be cooked like that? 
Do we reckon Castelvecchi has a photo of local celeb Maz oan their wall? I remember my childhood chippy had a framed photo of Pauline Quirk and Linda Robson because they visited there once
If Paolo's pa doesny display a pic of Beak and Deek I will riot!
If Paolo's pa doesny display a pic of Beak and Deek I will riot!
In all seriousness tho. When do they eat any fresh fruit or veg?
At most, see a wee lettuce leave beside their plate full of junk.
At most, see a wee lettuce leave beside their plate full of junk.
Excuse you ma lovelie but there is pineapple on that pizza. Eating it has resulted in a 9lb weight loss like that 🫰
Capeesh?
Auld @Madge2022 will do this for Us, the Virus community also.
They don’t talk now so that probably won’t happen anymore.
Hens, I’ve just been on the celeb big brother thread and chicken little has commented (not the og chicken little but IYKYK) man, I miss those days… take me baaaaaccccccckkkkkkkk
Sorry I didnae get tae know that. Thanks mah luveleh, that helped xx
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Ahahhahahahaha YES TAKE US BACK ON THAT JURNEH LITTLE COCK
Will be telling Paolo to #singitson and nae debates.
Ah'm affronted tae admit though that Deek and Beak ur probably taller than me. So ah wullni be changing ma name tae Julie and asking fur a selfie wi the gruesome twosome
Yesterday’s ad has done him no favours.
Practice makes ok.
Practice makes ok.
Dinnae worry hen, am hard of height anaw.Will be telling Paolo to #singitson and nae debates.
Ah'm affronted tae admit though that Deek and Beak ur probably taller than me. So ah wullni be changing ma name tae Julie and asking fur a selfie wi the gruesome twosome
Hello ma lovelies. I am clutching ma beak at your posts. Youse are all funny fuckers nae debates.
I have one question….. is it my Kerry katonas or does wee Deeks top worn in the manky chippy say “Future Pornstar”
Also.
I have one question….. is it my Kerry katonas or does wee Deeks top worn in the manky chippy say “Future Pornstar”
Also.
Hen's, Scottishbedpan on that vile app tiktik. It's taking the piss out of Scottish Declan. I wish they'd whack oor thunder thighs on there. Also.
Sing it Hen. Bad chips can utterly ruin a meal, and so forth. When I were a wee lass my mum would treatit us to Friday night KFC but we'd always just get chicken and make our own chips because the are THAT BAD!!Why do the chips always look anaemic everywhere he goes?? Does he ask for them to be cooked like that?
Its truly the least offensive thing about himForm an orderly queue everyone, he's wanting to take us on...Oh if only this was Mario's face
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Haha this has ended meHello ma lovelies. I am clutching ma beak at your posts. Youse are all funny fuckers nae debates.
I have one question….. is it my Kerry katonas or does wee Deeks top worn in the manky chippy say “Future Pornstar”
Also.
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Always the fluffer, never the money shot eh boys
Mebbes he wears the oodie tae hide his butt plug.Hello ma lovelies. I am clutching ma beak at your posts. Youse are all funny fuckers nae debates.
I have one question….. is it my Kerry katonas or does wee Deeks top worn in the manky chippy say “Future Pornstar”
Also.
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Did they mention on the radio, that his hoose is indeed stinking and honking and so forth?
A few dust sheets and sanded paintwork and he calls it amazing prep work.
Feck off for sounding so thick, Mario
Feck off for sounding so thick, Mario
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