There pizzas… make it stop please, go and spend your petty cash on some English lessons
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I hate pizza anyway but those pizzas just look generic to me. What's so special about them!
I think we all know why his house is stinking. The deep fried beige food & curry sauce farts. Capeesh.
Imagine telling the entire internet that your hoose honks!? Dear god I’d rather gouge out my own poached egg eyes! 
he HAS to be a parody. Also
he HAS to be a parody. Also
Ma hens I've been for a bespoke castelvecchis before, my weans that are ma weans wanted a chippy and it was pouring. Let me tell you. Shite. Greasy, wee tiny wood seats (I don't know how her fat arse fits), nae flavour.
She will be febreezing the place after Beak and Deek have left.I can’t wait to see the video of Hunch’sspitting in his face when he visits the tend farm
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Ah just love when he puts #notanad wit a fandan.
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The guy that made them produced Paolo Nutini fae his spunk #weeride
Faither McKnight produced Beak, Dorothy and Krystal Meth #noweerides
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Don't be slagging ma future father in law
#capesh
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Form an orderly queue everyone, he's wanting to take us on...Oh if only this was Mario's face
Ah went at 7.31 and was turned away. Cheers Mazda, son's crying.Form an orderly queue everyone, he's wanting to take us on...Oh if only this was Mario's face
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Don’t say he doesn’t do nutrition - he puts pineapple on his pizzaForm an orderly queue everyone, he's wanting to take us on...Oh if only this was Mario's face
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All I can think about is the gravy boat of packet mix curry sauce they had at the Blue Lagoon. Genuinely turns my stomach...
The amount of grease they eat I canny wait to go on a wee bespoke gallstones journey with them
The amount of grease they eat I canny wait to go on a wee bespoke gallstones journey with them
“I shall have him sing the day I marry”. Why does he talk like a friggen Martian all the time!?!
He sounds like that princess off the film enchanted "Gisele" living in a total fairytale and talking in riddles
I want to know why there's a slice missing from both plates.
Have the fatties hogged them befare realising IG needs to see that honking mess of a meal.
Riddling with the mincing Paisley Pygmies. This could be a good film. For someone who isn't me!He sounds like that princess off the film enchanted "Gisele" living in a total fairytale and talking in riddles
His moment tae show aff some decent claes and one of his Stanley collection and instead wears that disgusting oodie and grabs the crappy mugs youse wid save fur the workmen’s tea.
will absalootly pish myself if she has a story saying het house is honking and stinking and spraying febreze everywhere the minute they've gone.
Hens, I don’t know if I’m delirious from being on a very strict diet for the last eight months or what, but that ham and pineapple pizza looks banging.
The chips, and those eating them, are muck.
The chips, and those eating them, are muck.
This is more like Maz. IYKYK.He sounds like that princess off the film enchanted "Gisele" living in a total fairytale and talking in riddles
ahm praying fur a re-run of the kitchenette reveal but the one where he’s spunked the latest cozzie living payment in the white company outlet and brought more impractical clutter that disnae fit properly in the space (a la recycling bin)
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