She looks like the old man off Poltergeist with a wig borrowed from Whoville. So aye.
must be a tattler!!!
I think it’s that lovelie @hopethishelpsallthebest that left this comment.Just reading the comments on his “AD” Is this comment about his hair for real 🫤
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But there's just so many things that would have made sense for him. He lives in a block of flats so he could have said no matter how clean you are or how much you try to ventilate smells travel and cooking smells in the evening are a pain! *insert how great febreeze is*...he has an indoor pet...he works as a bloody cleaner! Why not talk about using it at work and it being a key product for him especially in larger office buildings where he needs to tackle smells quickly...
Marion if you'd just sat down for five minutes and thought about it pal. A wee mind map (as your pal Hinch she has a whole bloody book about them)...a wee storyboard.
But naw. You flung your manky stinking oodie over your skiddy leggings and went with "I've just took a massive shite and ma maws coming".
I'll never get over it. His engagement must be through the roof with people watching it on repeat in total confusion and disbelief
Anyway spine bright and remember no one has your power but you.
These two have been engaged longer than the who killed Lucy Beale storyline played out 🥱Mario, why do you post shite like this?!. Seriously, sort your life out mate
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Hopefully shes blocked himHe hasn’t been able to comment on Hinch’s reel from yesterday after his little rant about influencers showing their kids on the Gram
Someone in marketing got their P45 this morningI've been in bits all night laughing...
If he was going for the "doing a quick run round freshen up when someone is popping over at short notice" fair enough. But see instead of giving it "awww nawww ma mawwws coming!! Quick Derek cover the smell of the shite with three full cans of febreeze!"...he could have been a normal person and shown himself quickly tidying the sofa cushions (maybe even a bit of febreeze to combat any smells from the cat because it's so effective on pet smells)...throwing some rubbish in the bin (and another wee spray because it's so effective at combating bin smells) and then shown himself cracking a window and reminding people to let fresh air in to help circulate those gorgeous new scents...then if he wanted to make a joke about the loo he could have left the bottle on the back of the loo and said just in case and a wee wink...
There you go ya big penis I've written your bloody advert for you
Imagine the scenes at Febreeze head office tomorrow morning. That bad boy is definitely getting put up on the big screen at the morning buzz meeting
Like his cludgie, always engaged.
spitting in his face when he visits the tend farm He’ll be on Call The Midwife giving birth.
Crikey, could you imagine him in labour. 
