Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex

[AllieBee]

Hey Mario. Have you had a brain fart?!. You HAVE shown your niece along with other people's kids from her dance class. Remember now?!. You want shot with tit for lying

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Hey Mario, do us all a favour and tell your BFFs Hinch and Solomon that would you?! Ta. Ah wait, nah you won't will you, you're scared they won't pretend to like you any more. Saddo. Anyway you did share your niece remember? At her dance school, even told us her name.

 

[geezabreak]

Utter wazzuck is all I've got to say.

 

[Forthrlols]

Thats probably the only thing that mario has ever posted that I've agreed with. I did go and watch the video and was quite disgusted by it.

I don't post my kids on SM and any friends who post their kids, I don't like or comment not to be bad just to bring less attention to the post as you just never know who's watching or screenshotting. My own kind of duty of care, if you will.

But in true mario fashion he's a hypocritical again, also. Factual

 

[bigmouth1927]

I do post my kids on my social media. I can because I've got kids. Along with a front and back door, a tiled high footfall area, a foreign holiday and a career. *micdrop* Smell tha bleeping wealth hens!!!!

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I know. Remember the hyped up night out to his nieces dance comp? Daisy Uncle anyone?
From his page alone we know their name, that they live with Krystal who does the cakes, so if you wanted to you could even find out the address quite easily, we know what dance school they go to, the list goes on. And that’s just from what Mario alone has posted.
He’s a wee idiot. Believes his own lies.

More like they don't post him coz he's a bleeping weirdo greeting face fat cow and a pure riddy tae society and so on and so forth.

 

[Ferguson]

Bet wee Daisy hates Daisy Uncle.
No for sharing her oan that app, but mare for the smell, miserable face, constant moaning and shite beige food.

Poor Daisy also.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Bet wee Daisy hates Daisy Uncle.
No for sharing her oan that app, but mare for the smell, miserable face, constant moaning and shite beige food.

Poor Daisy also.

Poor me! Also!

 

[melonsandlemons]

He’s clearly depressed, possibly aided by jealousy of those around him. He needs to go get some happy pills from the doctor- and not the kind Deek is chomping on.

 

[Babybail93]

He’s clearly depressed, possibly aided by jealousy of those around him. He needs to go get some happy pills from the doctor- and not the kind Deek is chomping on.

As my Maw always says, “comparison is the thief of joy”. I always thought she was chatting shite, but Mario is the embodiment of this

 

[Anti-influencer]

Hasn’t he posted someone’s baby on his stories before? Saying he’d love to have one of his own??

 

[GreaseSpot]

Moanio reminding us all on Hinch's Henry post that's he's going South of the border to visit the 'tend not a farm.
Now the question is...will Henners growl at him or piss on his car wash leggings?! Maybe he will think the beak is a new squeaky chew toy?
Moanio is also reminding us that the meal he serves best is illiterate word salad also.
Factual.

 

[Babybail93]

Moanio reminding us all on Hinch's Henry post that's he's going South of the border to visit the 'tend not a farm.
Now the question is...will Henners growl at him or piss on his car wash leggings?! Maybe he will think the beak is a new squeaky chew toy?
Moanio is also reminding us that the meal he serves best is illiterate word salad also.
Factual.

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Thousands and millions……. Eh???

 

[geezabreak]

Thousands and millions……. Eh???

Troll! Dae you no ken he's hard of nummers. And intelligence. Huv some compassion for the less fortunate

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Thousands and millions? Absolute thick, scruffy, smelly, hard of learning bleep.

 

[AllieBee]

Moanio reminding us all on Hinch's Henry post that's he's going South of the border to visit the 'tend not a farm.
Now the question is...will Henners growl at him or piss on his car wash leggings?! Maybe he will think the beak is a new squeaky chew toy?
Moanio is also reminding us that the meal he serves best is illiterate word salad also.
Factual.

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Thick moron. Thousands and millions. Actually Hinchs followers are largely bots and I doubt they give a toss about her obese dog. They are too busy taking photos of their tits. And why would her followers love someone else's dog? My own dog is OK but i do not and never will love someone else's dog.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Oh god, we’re going to get a video of his awful high pitched Dolllllll-Ehhhhhhhh shriek with Hinch’s hound, aren’t we?

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Trying to decide if this is one of your bespoke artworks or real.

Omg Scottish Declan is a whole other level......I only recently got to know but his claims of not being able to work due to social anxiety make me ....anyone prancing in middle of Asda filming themselves does not have SA.

Clean and gleam it is also on another level of beggy. These 2 almost make Maz seem weirdly normal.

 

[Karenharte17]

Long time lurker first time poster seen more of his new sofa this week than I have my own... no one cares

Wel

Long time lurker first time poster seen more of his new sofa this week than I have my own... no one cares

welcome doll

 

[Ferguson]

Good morning virus community oan this dayn of dawn of Saturday I've made us a bespoke essex trip bingo card #treatit View attachment 2762942

I ken this app isnae your joab hen, but would you mind #treating us all tae a Lanzarote version of this also please also?

 

[Sloppys]

It’s only quarter past midnight ya fanny. Most people I imagine are still up at this time on a Friday and still manage to do whatever they had planned on a Saturday. I’ve been at work all day, friends house after work and just getting in. My Saturday plans are still going ahead. Let’s face it Maz, there was nae plans for tomorrow other than traipsing round B&M as usual.