The silly tart knows the body shop has gone under right? And that’s why he’s able to buy that moisturiser in HB cheap?!?
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Did he say Derek needed multi surface wipes for his work?! What works derek doing that m and s won't provide wipes for?
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Fancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head 
Imagine taking vitamin sweeties instead of eating actual veg
Do we think it’s to stick the 3 strands he has to his head to prevent them from blowing off ??Fancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head
Sitting here watching Mario’s latest stories and my son pipes up shut her up her voice is annoying 
Notice how he didn’t even try to pronounce schwarzkopf or keratinFancy buying hairspray when you have a grand total of 3 hairs on your ugly, fat, red and hideous head
. Just kept referring to it as this brand and that brand.
I thought he wasn’t going to treatit us to “Eldervice” (Edelweiss) but he came through at the end. Thank Mario.Notice how he didn’t even try to pronounce schwarzkopf or keratin
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He’s cleaned all around the toilet ‘system’.
Why would you get your hall painted when you are going to have to move the bedroom furniture out at a later date and no doubt chip all the paintwork.
And don’t get me started having mould all over his bathroom. Clatty minger
And don’t get me started having mould all over his bathroom. Clatty minger
I’m hoping the changes are going to be new doors and handles or at the very least new handles!
His OG moisturiser that’ll he always go back to at NIGHT and then says it a DAY cream 
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Need to add about his bedroom aswell. In one breath says he didn’t measure and it’s bespoke made, next minute they couldn’t get it in because he gave the wrong measurements. The lies just spill out of his mouth.
.Need to add about his bedroom aswell. In one breath says he didn’t measure and it’s bespoke made, next minute they couldn’t get it in because he gave the wrong measurements. The lies just spill out of his mouth.
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He’s always whinging he’s ill so I’ll not be influenced by Marion’s vitamins
I think the same. I’ve not done anything exciting today but at least I’m not sharing videos of my basic shopping to the world. I love the way poor Derek gets basics from Savers and he always ‘treatit’ himsel to high end products.
Tbf he needs some good luck, it’s a tit hole that no paint I’m aware of can sort.
Are we going on a new bed journey??
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