How she thinks she'll look in skims
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How she thinks she'll look in skims
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Macy’s Marion he’s not, Poundland Pete is his lot.
NY in America (if there was room)
Macy’s Marion he’s not, Poundland Pete is his lot.
NY in America (if there was room)
Maybes hes after a new frock fur christmas day. Hus his kerrys oan this wee number fae the small business collab Kim K, Skims and Swarovski and nae debates.
Please someone stick his heid oan this, im nae good at techy stuff
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Please someone stick his heid oan this, im nae good at techy stuff
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Absolutely deceased at Mario begging for a Skims discount code. Sadly they don't seem to take Klarna 
This just further proves he only buys things because an Influencer told him to. No way a NORMAL 40 year bloke would even THINK about ordering underwear from Skims. They'd go to M&S like a bleeping normal person.
This just further proves he only buys things because an Influencer told him to. No way a NORMAL 40 year bloke would even THINK about ordering underwear from Skims. They'd go to M&S like a bleeping normal person.
Maybe Krystals 'thoughtful' Christmas gift is something Skims to tame her foof hoof also
I didn't know what Skims was so I got to know. Is he hoping it will make his wee boaby look bigger. Of course I went straight to the boxers and briefs section and feasted my eyes on the bulges there. Maz sweetcheeks, you can't make a bulge out of nothing so don't bother.
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#114 Incessant spending, boring life, dreams of being a stay-at-home wife.
#114 Incessant spending, boring life, dreams of being a stay-at-home wife.
The wee button mushroom poking oot wi wee hairy bawbles.Screaming, crying, throwing up at the thought of Marion trying to squeeze his pot belly intae skims so aye.
Let’s hope he doesn’t do a “try on with me” reel.
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Oh ffs, that's the weans soda stream order getting cancelled, crissmas ruined in the Madge hoose.
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Oh dear, how sad never mind. Pity it isn't snowing. I'm sure your cot cover will keep you cosy.
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Those "Skims" could only be for hiself, his sister or his ma.
I don't know which is worse
I don't know which is worse
Imagine moaning about the council coming out FOR FREE and fixing your boiler FOR FREE. Marion if it bothers you that much why don’t you pay for a new boiler yourself like the rest of us 
could have used the petty cash from the Jo molane towards it. Am crabbit the day hens wae this freeloader moaning aboot the service oor taxes pay for!!
could have used the petty cash from the Jo molane towards it. Am crabbit the day hens wae this freeloader moaning aboot the service oor taxes pay for!!
Ahhhh I love that the tax payer pays for this wasteful, cheating, skidmarks boiler repairs.The wee button mushroom poking oot wi wee hairy bawbles.
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Oh ffs, that's the weans soda stream order getting cancelled, crissmas ruined in the Madge hoose.
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Oh dear, how sad never mind. Pity it isn't snowing. I'm sure your cot cover will keep you cosy.
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It's shameful he's in Council accommodation whilst buying all the shite he does.
You call the repair and maintenance number and they send someone out to either fix or replace it. There's no cost to the tenant, but it's factored into the rental value of the property. But yeah basically someone comes and fixes it for free or puts a brand new boiler in.
As someone who's just spent £2000 replacing our boiler and radiators it rips my knitting...but then again Maz I own my house and I can't see all the rooms from the vantage point of the high footfall area. Smell the wealth.
Excuse youse, stay in yer ain lane hen, he pays full rent and is oan the rent book. He's built that flat fae the groon up #capeeshImagine moaning about the council coming out FOR FREE and fixing your boiler FOR FREE. Marion if it bothers you that much why don’t you pay for a new boiler yourself like the rest of us
Ah hope they rip aff the new fablon when fixing it.
Here she is, Moaning Myrtle, calling M&S a load of cunts for expecting Deek to do his actual full time joab. Bitching about having to wait to get his cooncil boiler fixed (for bleeping free!). Shut up Mario. Just shut your bloody fat mouth. Ooh he’s got me raging tonight hens 
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Here’s an idea for you Maz, if Deek is poorly because he works so hard how about you work more than a couple of hours a week and earn your own petty cash rather than sponging off the poor ignorant fool
To be fair tae Beak and Deek it can be a nightmare to get things fixed by housing. My mum had a boiler issue in council property for four years, placed a different part everytime then it broke within a week. I went to the housing to complain and said I would put in a new one and bill them. Next minute my mum got a letter sent saying that she would be breaking her tenancy agreement if I got her a new boiler and they'd take legal action.
But it's funny cos it's him and he pyoor loves the cauld.
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Wonder if the Marks where Deek works has an Insta account tae share his dots of doom with.Here she is, Moaning Myrtle, calling M&S a load of cunts for expecting Deek to do his actual full time joab. Bitching about having to wait to get his cooncil boiler fixed (for bleeping free!). Shut up Mario. Just shut your bloody fat mouth. Ooh he’s got me raging tonight hens
I hope so, someone who is more talented than me on that app needs to share this prontoTo be fair tae Beak and Deek it can be a nightmare to get things fixed by housing. My mum had a boiler issue in council property for four years, placed a different part everytime then it broke within a week. I went to the housing to complain and said I would put in a new one and bill them. Next minute my mum got a letter sent saying that she would be breaking her tenancy agreement if I got her a new boiler and they'd take legal action.
But it's funny cos it's him and he pyoor loves the cauld.
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Wonder if the Marks where Deek works has an Insta account tae share his dots of doom with.
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