Mario cannot do PE. Also. Signed his mother in New York in Americaā¦.Can you imagine the state of the sick notes he used to write?
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It's Andrew Wheatcroft. Don't think there's a tree posted by because he's too busy fking off to Amsterdam for a break this week.
The Kind* of Christmas strikes again with a kiddie quilt.
(*na ma quote)
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Aww the grinch stuff will be either going to Bernadette or doon the communal shute as surely he cant be doing the grinch next year...such a wasteful bleep so aye
Marion, itās ātheir treeā, ātheir different themesā and ātheyāre a private accountā. You havenāt got one of these right!
There - a place
Their - it belongs to them
Theyāre - a contraction of they are.
Please do yourself and us a favour and enrol on a Help Yourself to English course in January instead of spunking your money on more shite for the hovel.
There - a place
Their - it belongs to them
Theyāre - a contraction of they are.
Please do yourself and us a favour and enrol on a Help Yourself to English course in January instead of spunking your money on more shite for the hovel.
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Haven't looked on fudballs page for years, literally, but the git started to force his way into my stories with the Great Tree Reveal of 2023 (beyond boggin) so started having a wee nosey (you wish Marion) Saw that Jo Malone Advent Calendar and thought oh, he's obviously did well for himself in recent times, my jaw near hit the floor when I saw he was still in Beirut Towers and still hopping on and off the McGills. So aye, that has 100% been returned and he's a dick for trying to pretend it hasn't, he near pees his pants opening some crappy freebies he's been gifted and we're meant to believe he's this low key over Jo Malone?! Jog on Mario, jog on. Tonsa love hens, will see how long I can stand the cretin this time around.
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Hell no!
Love to see Marion supporting that small independent business, "skims"...
Finally he's investing in a (discounted) girdle to hide all the extra pounds of criss and joos.
Tonsa love to him as he makes this big commitment.
New York in America. Also.
Finally he's investing in a (discounted) girdle to hide all the extra pounds of criss and joos.
Tonsa love to him as he makes this big commitment.
New York in America. Also.
Im sorry but that fuckin grinch quilt has crossed a line! He is 40 or fuckin 4? .too much Mazza , reign it in hun
A child/cat blankie in the bumming fort. Just eeewwwwwwww
He is āhard of Englishā though so even signing up for a course would prove to be problematic
Ah swear ma grammar huz gotten worse in ma real life aff this app cos oaf trying tae poast like St Martin, no the patron saint oaf grammar, also. My phone autocorrects tae Martin noo.
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Worth his gold in weight thoughHe is āhard of Englishā though so even signing up for a course would prove to be problematic
You notice how nearly everything else gets shown aff in front o the fire hazard monstrosity except the jo Molane, he pre recorded opening them aw and sent it back didn't he?
Maz, that bleeping awfy quilt isny huge, am guessing you've nae idea whit huge actually is, this is whit happens when you live in a shoe boax, he probably thinks his 2 inch button mushroom is huge tae. Dae ye ken that wee saying 'dae ye think ma heid buttons up the back'? In Maria's case I think it actually does. Come tae think o it hus onybuddy seen the back o his thumb shaped napper? Also New York. America. Capeesh.
Maz, that bleeping awfy quilt isny huge, am guessing you've nae idea whit huge actually is, this is whit happens when you live in a shoe boax, he probably thinks his 2 inch button mushroom is huge tae. Dae ye ken that wee saying 'dae ye think ma heid buttons up the back'? In Maria's case I think it actually does. Come tae think o it hus onybuddy seen the back o his thumb shaped napper? Also New York. America. Capeesh.
Canāt wait to see oorMazda in his SKIMS unitard or body suit 
He's hard of working brain cells tooHe is āhard of Englishā though so even signing up for a course would prove to be problematic
He's getting one of those nipple bras, he can sit on his cat blankie with his cat teats.Canāt wait to see oorMazda in his SKIMS unitard or body suit
I hadn't heard of Skims so googled it. He always wears women's stuff so l doubt he'll look in the men's sectionCanāt wait to see oorMazda in his SKIMS unitard or body suit
Screaming, crying, throwing up at the thought of Marion trying to squeeze his pot belly intae skims so aye. 
Letās hope he doesnāt do a ātry on with meā reel.
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